-> "Toilet Paper"
Original Song Title:
"Kryptonite"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Toilet Paper"
Parody Written by:
Dikilur
The Lyrics
I took a walk along the aisle to find the WC
I left my paid lunch laying somewhere in the seats of plane
But the Superman pulling me out of the toilet
I feel there is nothing I can do ... yeah
I watched the door close right in front of my eyes
After all I realised I got you outta that WC
I really dont mind what happens to Superman
As long as you're in my hand at the end
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If he goes shit himself* will they still call him Superman
I could be shitting well if you'll be there inside my hand
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman mind
Toilet paper
They called him strong, they called me weak
But still my secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times I never let you down
He'll stumble out and let me in
If not for you then I would be TA'O
I filched you up and put you back on viscous ground
{chorus}
If he goes shit himself will they still call him Superman
I could be shitting well if you'll be there inside my hand
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman mind
Toilet paper
If you go crazy I will still call you superdad
If you're alive and well I'll still be there holding your hand
Please keep me by your side with your superhuman mind
June Smith Bingo!
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