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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Lezbo"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Trust Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
3OH!3
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Not Lezbo"
Parody Written by:
secret_ninja_panda
The Lyrics
srry this is such a strange song. i wrote it really fast. i might make another one called Don't Trust a Rapist. leave a comment if you want me 2. ENJOY!
White dress with the nylons beneath
I've got the breath of a last V8 on my teeth
And she's a scienetist, but she ain't got no leed
she's got socks from her parents in a dresser back east
W-w-won't you, come to visit me
she cries while i'm in the bathroom, needing to pee
you tell your girlfriend, if she says she likes me
that i am a Lutheran and i ain't frickin scared of her
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
o's on the back of your hands
washed them in the bathroom to read like the fans
and the A+, you stole from the school
has red a purple pen marks all pretty and cool
b-b-bruises cover your arms
shaking all over cuz it really was harm
and the worst is everyone knows who you are
another lezbo beat up at the bar
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
shush girl, shut your lips
before you get get fat eating chips
i said shush girl, shush your lips
before you get fat eating chips
i said shush girl, shush your lips
before you get fat eating chips
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
I've got the breath of a last V8 on my teeth
And she's a scienetist, but she ain't got no leed
she's got socks from her parents in a dresser back east
W-w-won't you, come to visit me
she cries while i'm in the bathroom, needing to pee
you tell your girlfriend, if she says she likes me
that i am a Lutheran and i ain't frickin scared of her
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
o's on the back of your hands
washed them in the bathroom to read like the fans
and the A+, you stole from the school
has red a purple pen marks all pretty and cool
b-b-bruises cover your arms
shaking all over cuz it really was harm
and the worst is everyone knows who you are
another lezbo beat up at the bar
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
shush girl, shut your lips
before you get get fat eating chips
i said shush girl, shush your lips
before you get fat eating chips
i said shush girl, shush your lips
before you get fat eating chips
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
she wants to touch me woo ooh
she wants to love me woo ooh
she'll never leave me alone woo ooh oh oh
i'm not a lezbo, never a lezbo
won't be a lezbo cuz i don't like lezbos
thx!
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