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Song Parodies -> "In Da Tub"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50-Cent

Parody Song Title:

"In Da Tub"

Parody Written by:

BLO-TOWN

The Lyrics

Go go go go go go go
Go shower, smellin funky
U need body wash, smellin funky
U need to wash your booty right, smellin funky
U better wash better wash b/w your crack u smellin funky

Chorus
U can find me in da tub,
Bottle full of suds
And mami I got the Zest
For my body I need to rub
I need to get all wet
B/4 I start to rub
And don't give me no hug
If u smell like Scruff McGruff

When I pull of my shoes and I step on da rug
Take a wiff of my feet and u know I'm smellin rough
I've been workin all day and u know my work is tough
Take a shower now and then and my b/o's way too much
But now I got sweat stains, pants down, steam up
Put my foot in da tub and then I use some green stuff
Gotta use shampoo cuse my hair is smellin like shrimp
And the rest of my body I can only relate to a chimp
Wash my butt, wash my legs, I might've missed a few spots
I'm not clean I need to whip out that new soap I just bought
Washin off dirt, If I was spanish I'd describe this smell as loco
My plan is to put my own neck in a chokehold
This soap's bogus man, my smell should be a crime
It's real, It'll kill, and it's here all the time
The soap's in my eyes, the soaps in my fro
My nose is ready to die and I'm bout to go "Stanky!"

Chorus 2X

My toes, jelly rolls, even my fro
R smellin like month old chicken wings
My hands, my feet, my pits, my gut
Look, I've worn these clothes for days and I ain't changed

And if u smellin, or u ain't been shavin
Don't be mad when I tell u that we ain't goin be datin
I'm like Shaq or Jabbar, my smell is a highlight
If you're a dirty ass girl then just get outta my sight
When my smell get da pumpin u know the funk is on
U see the fumes from my pits and think I'm lightin a bong
When I come from work u say I'm dirty as a worm
Why u talkin bout me honey, your booty smells like a burned perm
I'm a spray me some AXE on me
Goin head, fresh my smell up
U wanna date, u better wait, "U don't wash your butt, what?!"
U need to go upside your head with a bottle of suds
U ain't smellin funky w/me

Chorus

Don't act like u be smellin good all the time neither
U stink time to time so wash, wash off
Stink Unit

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 100

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bat friskee - March 02, 2003 - Report this comment
that is hilarious!
Dr. Venom - March 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Where can i download the mp3?
The]{eeper - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Where can I download the MP3 ???
MC Budder - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Yo dawg this song is trash! If u wantin 2 hear a real song makin fun of In Da Club go check out Sam's Club by MC Budder. It's just a couple song's down that's word
PHAT TONY - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Sweet!
wouldn't u like 2 no - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
party in da tub by Ernie and Bert is bettah!!! :p
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good. A little too much detail of your hygiene practices in places, but 4s overall.
Adagio - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS...good read!
Johnny D - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) That IS hilarious!
Melhi - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
abc - Funny Stuff!
Meriadoc - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I agree with JAR, more info than I wanted to know! But still quite good. 5-4-5.
martha - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ooh that is so funky! 5s
MysteryGoat - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome dude!!!!
Spaff.com - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Now I understand why 50 Cent got shot so often.
Emong3 - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I want an MP3, any one knows where to DL it?
STEVEN - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
YOUR SONGS ARE OFF THE HOOK
50 uh - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy they make 50 cent sound so badddddddddddd
(: L@YD£ R@33@ :) - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
it is wicked, i bout bobed wen i erd it!! lolz (: 5'z all round!!!
Dylan Baranski - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
There is a real "In Da Tub" song being misattributed to Weird Al. It lso has "50 Pence" in the filename.
Ms.Lonely - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Umm.. .. mayn worthy worthy!
db - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
the lyrics are all wrong... i got the song and this is all wrong... this is not like it... not at all...
J dog - June 28, 2009 - Report this comment
man this is the booty version wierd als is way better

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