In da Tub

80 cent tub remix

[80 Cent]
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go hunny
It's my birthday
Gi me a pressie like its my birthday
I want the liquid soap for my birthday
Give it to me though its not my birthday!

[Chorus] (2x)
You can find me in the tub, bath full o' sud
Hunny I got the soap if you got some dirty mud
I'm into liquid soap, I ain't into other crud
So come give me a hug, we can make some suds

[Verse]

When I pull out up front, cant wait for my bath
When I walk into the house, theres only one path
My hunny comes to the tub, and shows me the math
When you got a killer product and its called the Shath
But a shower ain't nothing showers down, tubs's up
I see my shampoo in the rack lady squeeze the stuff up
If you watch how I move, you'll think im still wet
But im ready for that lovin from my little baby pet
In the tub my ladie says ooh 80 your shiny
But that's before they see my dick oh man its tiny
And the people in the market all reckon im foolish
Cos when I buy their soap I always say koolness
I'm feelin' dirrty man, my tub on my mind
Ive got to get out my soap and scrub my behind
Oh man I think no liquid soap left
Man I hate my ladie ill blame her for theft!

[Chorus] (2x)

[Bridge]
the fact that ill trade dope for soap
got me all my fancy tings
my bath, my car, my shampoo my soap
80 cent from the tub, but now im clean

[Verse]

And you should love it, Just how could you hate it?
Man are you mad? Its hard for me to survive without it
How can you live having never taken a bath?
You must be a showering person to be that daft
When I get into the tub man baby its on
If my honey come along she has to leave me alone
If we in the bath together just let us burn
If the liquid soap has run out man I aint concerned
If I tell you why the liquid soap is so up
Then you will probably jus go and call me a little pup
Anywho im just about to jump In my tub
Come and join me and I may give you a rub

[Chorus] (2x)

[Talking]
(laughing) Don't tell me I cant have a bath bro. Ill just throw a big tantrum at you. What do ya mean, it comes on the power bill? Oh stuff that im havin my bath... have a shower??What the ...... I aint havin a shower... No! (BANG) now I can have my bath in peace... Wheres the liquid soap??