-> "Traffic Cop"
Original Song Title:
"Candy Shop"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Traffic Cop"
Parody Written by:
50 Bent
The Lyrics
Yeah.
Uh huh. . .
So corrupted.
Chorus:
Pulled over by a traffic cop
Got caught making a rolling stop
In middle of a parking lot
And now they're taking my mug shot
Pulled over by a traffic cop
Got caught making a rolling stop
I always wear a low cut top
He let me off without a thought
Verse 1:
City streets or highway
You ready to flaunt it
You gonna back that car up
Into a wall – hit and run it
Speed limit broken - okay
No touching the brake pedal
Dark out, lane change
No headlights or turn signal
I break it down for you
With the ladies it's simple
Reveal some nipple,
To seduce the po po.
Into givin' you a warning
Or instructions to pass through
License and registration right?
They don't even ask you
Got some black magic
Or a love mantra
You gotta teach me how
To get around a speed clocker
You could even wear a sweater baby
That's proper
"Cause cops
Just wanna see a sexy female driver
I never look upset
And my license legit
But it's a surefire bet
I'll have to pay a ticket
I'm trying to explain, girl
The best that I can
Cops love what you got
But no love for no man.
(Chorus)
Bridge:
Girls what you do
(what we do)
Cops can't see through
(they can't see through)
Give them a view
(give them a view)
I'm gonna try that too
(won't work for you)
Verse 2:
I know this soundin' crazy
It's all for show
I'm bout to dress up
Like a silly traffic hoe
I ain't never put it down like this before
But I can't have another damn ticket
So now I'm stuffing the brassiere
So I be lookin' like a stripper
It's plain in the face
I put the makeup on thicker
The line between erotic and demonic
Is very thinly drawn
This really ain't an easy task
Disguising the brawn.
I hit the gas like speeding ain't a crime
Not long "fore lights come flashing from behind
Gotta look seductive
Bat the lashes, lookin' fine
Blond wig, nice dress – got a strapless design.
Now I see the cop coming
And what I see is shocking
Roll the window down
At the sound of the knockin'
Now my sham ain't happenin'
I just hit a kink in the plan
Cause it's a female cop
With a gun in her hand.
(Chorus)
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