-> "Neverland"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Candy Shop"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Neverland"
				Parody Written by: 
Leavemealone
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I'll take you to Neverland 
 on the way I'll hold your hand
 At the trial and in the stand
 Say you didn't get molested by this man (woah)
 
 
 Will you take me to Neverland?
 Can you dress up as Peter Pan
 At the trial I don't care what my mother says
 I'll tell them I got molested by my dad (woah)
 
 Im going to have it my way. How do I want it?
 You're going to back that thing up while I push up on it.
 Temperature rising Ok lets go up a little 
 Your energy is drowning let me give you some skittles 
 I'll break it down for you little boy it's simple
 If you hop in my ride you can later on hop on my ride
 So where do you wanna do it anywhere is fine
 At the beach or in the park long as it's dark
 I got the dancing stick Im a weird person
 We can have PG rated sex without the cursin
 Wanna show me you can dance too, no problem
 When you get tired we can bounce around in my low rider
 We can take perscription drugs and mix it with some cris
 You can read a porno mag while you play with my stick
 Im trying to explain little boy the best way I can 
 i'll melt in your mouth not in your mom's hand (whoopee)
 I'll take you to Neverland 
 on the way I'll hold your hand
 At the trial and in the stand
 Say you didn't get molested by this man (woah)
 
 
 Will you take me to Neverland?
 Can you dress up as Peter Pan
 At the trial I don't care what my mother says
 I'll tell them I got molested by my dad (woah)
 
 At the trial (at the trial)
 When they pull out my file (pull out your file)
 I want you to say it's indinial (indinial)
 Say it was your dad, Kyle (my dad)
 
 I want it cancer style nice and slow
 If you want i can give you a private rodeo 
 You never seen a leaf like this before
 Because you aint never climbed a tree like this before
 Soon as we came through the door I was pullin on his zipper
 It's like a race who can undress each other quicker
 You think it's erotic how my dong looks in a thong?
 I know you'll be thinking about my ass after im gone
 I'll tickel you all night all the time lights on or lights off
 I like your behind you should see him when he wines
 Like a cry baby he wines all the time
 I'll do it like R.Kelly mabey i'll tape it
 and mabey I can prove to the jury that im not a rapest 
 (you wanted to)
 And mabey they will bust into Neverland
 To pay my lawyer I will have to sell it again. (Awwwman)
 
 
 
 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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