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Song Parodies -> "Speech Impediment"
Original Song Title:
"Disco Inferno"
(MP3)Original Performer:
50 Cent
Parody Song Title:
"Speech Impediment"
Parody Written by:
BasementBoy
The Lyrics
Don't make fun of me cuz stutter
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
Don't make fun of me cuz stutter
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
Yall know who it is, Mista Nemo's in the house, bounce, so many fuckin words I cant pronouce.
So hard to put the T in metal, or the L in settle, all the teachers at school told me it's cuz I'm special.
In science I'm great, history I'm great, gettin straight A's but I can't talk straight.
I got some great abilities, got some nice agility, but when it comes to talkin I got disabilities.
So funny, so pretty so fun.... But I feel so stupid, so foolish, so dumb.
You want say somethin huh? I'll make you shed a little blood, dont start somethin won't be nothin uh.
Don't make fun of me cuz stutter
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
Don't make fun of me cuz stutter
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
They come up to me and say whats up?
Then they ask me to speak up.
But I really don't want to mess up.
Cuz in my head I'm a little bit fucked up.
One day, I went to meet the president, he laughed at my speech impediment.
So I stuck his head into the cement, said hey mista how you likin it?
Look people I can't talk all I do is this.
Roll up my two sleeves and show some fists.
Makin fun of me and I start gettin pissed.
I'll give you a black eye to go along with your broken wrist.
Mix some kicks and punches oh I'm very strong.
Leave you lyin on the ground so you can't carry on.
You don't gotta be nice, but you betta think twice.
Cuz if you say a word about my words then you gonna get sliced.
Don't make fun of me cuz stutter
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
Don't make fun of me cuz stutter
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
The jokes are crackin, but I'm relaxin, cuz it's okay.
I begin the smackin, then I start tacklin, betta watch what you say.
You thought it was funny, til I took all ya money, and now your in pain.
I'm like someone else who talked funny and his name was Bobby Boucher.
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
Don't make fun of me cuz stutter
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
Yall know who it is, Mista Nemo's in the house, bounce, so many fuckin words I cant pronouce.
So hard to put the T in metal, or the L in settle, all the teachers at school told me it's cuz I'm special.
In science I'm great, history I'm great, gettin straight A's but I can't talk straight.
I got some great abilities, got some nice agility, but when it comes to talkin I got disabilities.
So funny, so pretty so fun.... But I feel so stupid, so foolish, so dumb.
You want say somethin huh? I'll make you shed a little blood, dont start somethin won't be nothin uh.
Don't make fun of me cuz stutter
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
Don't make fun of me cuz stutter
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
They come up to me and say whats up?
Then they ask me to speak up.
But I really don't want to mess up.
Cuz in my head I'm a little bit fucked up.
One day, I went to meet the president, he laughed at my speech impediment.
So I stuck his head into the cement, said hey mista how you likin it?
Look people I can't talk all I do is this.
Roll up my two sleeves and show some fists.
Makin fun of me and I start gettin pissed.
I'll give you a black eye to go along with your broken wrist.
Mix some kicks and punches oh I'm very strong.
Leave you lyin on the ground so you can't carry on.
You don't gotta be nice, but you betta think twice.
Cuz if you say a word about my words then you gonna get sliced.
Don't make fun of me cuz stutter
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
Don't make fun of me cuz stutter
I can hit you with my putter.
Come from nowhere and hit ya like thunder.
Speech, Speech Impediment
The jokes are crackin, but I'm relaxin, cuz it's okay.
I begin the smackin, then I start tacklin, betta watch what you say.
You thought it was funny, til I took all ya money, and now your in pain.
I'm like someone else who talked funny and his name was Bobby Boucher.
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Good lyrics and even better when you hear it! One of the funnist ones I've heard in a while!
I sung the words along to the instrumental...and surprisngly, they flowed to the s-s-syllable! An awesome parody, keep up the good work. P-p-peace!
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