-> "Barber Shop"
Original Song Title:
"Candy Shop"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Barber Shop"
Parody Written by:
Dani
The Lyrics
Yeah...
Uh huh
So A Trim
Chorus:
I take you to the barber shop
if your done you'll get a lollypop
stop kid, don't move your head stop
Keep cutting 'til your hair can't flop(woah)
I'll take you to the barber shop
If you keeping moving then no lollypop
So good your spending all you got
Keep going 'til your hair can't flop (woah)
You can have it your hair cut, how do you want it
You gon' have your hair cut til you cannot flop it
Seat is rising, okay lets go to the next level
Put your under the water, hot as a kettle
I'll break it down for you now, kid is simple
I'm gonna use shampoo, I'm gonna use conditioner
In the barber shop it is so simple
have your hair so short, it's whatever you into
Got the magic apron, I'm the cutting barber
Have your friends not teasin you 'bout how long your hair is
Wanna show you how i work the chair kid, no problem
get on top then push the button you'll go flying
I'm a professional when it comes to this
After your haircut's done you get a lolly stick
I'm tryin to explain kid the best way I can
I cut your hair kid, that is my plan (ha ha)
Chorus
Kid what we do (what we do)
And when we do (and when we do)
The things I do (things I do)
to keep your hair so cool (oh yeah)
Look in the mirror kid, nice and slow
Get on down, see what you get with a pro
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Your family & friends say your looking cool
Soon as you go out the door fixing your zipper
It's like who is your professional haircut snipper
Isn't it funny how much money i get paid for this job
Had me thinking bout you forget after your gone
I cut the right spot at the right time
dryer on or dryer off, blowing your hair behind
So awesome, you should see the way I blind
your hair so short that it cannot bind
As Long as your hair's growing, kid I aint stoppin
when your old enough, your hair i will cut for prom man
All my cutting campaign, watter bottle after water bottle its on
And we gon' spraying till every drip is gone
Chorus
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