Seattle city!
You are now battlin',
To stay awake,
This is not going to help,

I just want to sit here, you and I,
Stare in to your deep and hazel eyes,
You drive me crazy, girl, I,
Need to see you and feel you next to me,
But what if I told you, girl, that I,
Was bitten by a rabid homeless guy?
And every full moon, every night,
Turn into a weird superhero, babe,

Girl, you seem to love me now,
But would you love me if I go drown sad clowns?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, you seem to love me now,
But would you love me if I prance around in gowns?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl,

If I was part robot, would you still love me?
If I was in a straight coat, would you still hug me?
If I bought stock in a rock that hasn't moved for centuries?
If I was a Lego man or apprehended for odd reasons mentally?
If I went back to the nineties in my van?
Would you *poof* and disappear if I wasn't a man?
If I called you up to advertise,
Burger King, would you be down to ride?
I get up and take a shower in mustard seeds,
I pluck all of my grass but I keep the weeds,
If I joined a boy band, wanting to sing?
Would you be ashamed when you catch me in your earrings?
In the bed, if I sleep-walked, would you like that?
If I wrote you a threat letter, would you write back?
We can take a little drink from a birdbath,
And then spray paint my house, I know you like that,

Girl, you seem to love me now,
But would you love me if I don't bow in Laos?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, you seem to love me now,
But would you love me if I make sounds like cows?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl,

Would you leave me if your father found out I'm a stuntman?
Do you believe me when I tell you aliens pop out my front end?
Are you mad since I mismanaged your monetary balance?
Are you my soul mate, "cuz, if so, can I borrow a palace?
Do you trust me enough to tell me your dreams,
So I can laugh and tell you that I don't know what they mean?
If I was down, would you say things to make me smile?
Even if I told you I was having my car re-tiled,
If I was at an Usher concert and I started to sing,
Which got me kicked out of my front row, pre-reserved seat,
Would you come see me or up and leave me?
I'm no James Bond but I'd really love it if you were not gone,
I'm a superhuman, , I worship rakes,
I don't eat carrots unless obviously fake,
I love you like Lindsey Lohan s cake,
You know my style, I'll say anything

Girl, you seem to love me now,
But would you love me if I frown in rounds?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, you seem to love me now,
But would you love me if I can bound the sound?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl,

Could you love me in a room?
Could you love me on the moon?
I've got 101 questions,
Some of them from cartoons,
Could you love me in a box?
Could you love me with a fox?
I've got 101 questions,
Could you love me with smallpox?