Oh!
This top goes so well with my bottom
So well!

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Doc ima compulsive shopper
When I see a new fad, I just can't refuse
Doc ima compulsive shopper
I'm in the party store, buyin' shit I can't use
Doc ima compulsive shopper
My friends think I'm gay cuz I have 20 pairs of shoes
Doc ima compulsive shopper
I'm so fucked up you might see me on the news

Doc I'm a compulsive shopper now I must confess
I buy some stupid stuff I bet you could have guessed
Funny how I buy condoms even though I'm sexless
I also buy bras even though I don't have breasts
This is a serious problem doc, no, this is not fun
I have never smoked but I buy nicotine chewing gum
You know I can't use any of this bullshit
I'm not kidding man I literally bought bullshit
It ain't my fault I have a set of British tea cups
Doc gimmee therapy I need to be fixed up
Man I don't think my brain will ever work right
I've got all the Disney DVDs, yeah even Snow White
When I get the urge to buy, you can find me at the dump
Lookin' through the garbage, garbage, garbage
Pull up in my car, buyin' too much gas from the pump
there goes my mortgage, mortgage, mortgage