-> "Donut Shop"
Original Song Title:
"Candy Shop"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Donut Shop"
Parody Written by:
Cassie Clark
The Lyrics
I take you to the donut shop
I’ll let you buy all they got
Go head policeman don’t you stop
Keep going till you get them all (woah)
I’ll take you to the donut shop
Policeman taste what they got
They’ll have you all they got
Keep going till you eat them all (woah)
You can have any way, how do you want it
You can eat them all up or should I get a coffee
Temperature rising, okay hurry up and go to the next lever
Donut bag jammed pack, hot as an oven
I’ll take ya down town for now, it’s real simple
If you want it glazed, I’ll give you a glaze
In the donut shop or in the back of the car
On the floor or in the station, wherever you wanna go
The the magic donut, it will clear all your problems
Have your friends teasing you bout how fat they hot ya
Show me how many you can shove in your mouth, no problem
Get back when they get a sugar rush and they go hay wire
I’m a serial killer when it comes to their donut
After you bust a party you can have another donut
I’m trying to explain best way I can
Cops love their donuts, but not in your hands
When they go (when they go)
There go (there they go)
The things they buy (things they buy)
Are just between the donuts an them (oh yeah)
Give them the donuts, nice and slow
When they get a call, it better be ready
They aren’t never gonna wait around until it’s ready
They never put one down ever before
Soon as they come through the door they’ll ready to eat some more
It’s like a race who can eat the fastest
Isn’t how they make a mess all over em
Making them think of donuts after their gone
They touch the right spot every time
Lights on or lights off, the never stop
So seductive, you should see the way they eat
Their donuts in slow-mo on the floor or in a bowl
As long as the cops aren’t stopping, I’m not stopping
Drippin wet with glaze man its all on you
They drink champagne, bottle after bottle it’s on
If ya get caught get passin the bottle till is gone
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