Song Parodies -> "Vader"

Original Song Title:

"Jaded"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Vader"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Darth
Va-va-Vader
As a Sith Lord you are vile
But you know that black’s in style right now
A laser
You used to go and blast
Alderaan right into debris
Kept Leia under lock and key
Trapped chamber

With your Death Star crew
Yeah, You keep causing terror
Choked when failed you
Cause you’re Darth Vader
The galaxy’s afraid of you!

Darth
Va-va-Vader
When Jedis intervene
There’s a grave disturbance in the force… Its danger
When X-Wings take flight they’ll make the station fried
Unreinforced
That hole where they have planned their course
A huge failure!

Wow! The Death Star blew!
Yeah, All thanks to Skywalker
But we’re far from screwed!
Cause you’re Darth Vader
And you’ll make one that is brand new!

You’re fighting with a lightsaber
As Obi-Wan disappears!
Chopped off hands like a razor
Choking traitors
Tusken Raiders
You’re Darth Vader… yea-eah…

Darth
Va-va-Vader
“Luke, Search your feelings
You know that he is your father”
Although you think he’s a monster
And you’ve been raised by hick farmers!

The dark side’s so cool! Yeah!
Join the Empire!
We break every rule!
It would be the headliner!
Don’t swap sister’s drool!
Come join Darth Vader
(Daddy!)
Vader
(Baddy!)
You’re Darth Vader
There’s no bad guy greater than you!

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Peter Andersson - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Now there's a grave disturbance in the force... of Thanksgiving family reunion thought patterns... and don't tell us the timing is a fluke... ;-)

Mark Scotti - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Matt.....I....Am.......Your voter........OF FIVES!!

Old Man Ribber - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Matthias - Great take on the Vader saga. It's nice to know that any Annekin Skywalker can aspire to greater things. ;D

The Nerd - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Sith Happens. 5's all around

Below Average Dave - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Fantastic TOS, fun idea. . .I can't comment much as I could only read a little bit, because I'm in a lot of pain from an unexpected wisdom tooth extraction today--but what I read was good, remind me to re-read the rest of the parody later, because I really like the idea! Preemptive fives

Matthias - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks alright Dave, I hope you'll feel better soon. I'm sure this will work it's way into the next ABC-V round or maybe even SOTM. I'm pretty proud of this one.

Abbott Skelding - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Man, I should probably force myself to watch Star Wars, because even though I understand the gyst of this song, it is a popular subject for parodies. Love the OS and you did a nice job going with it.

Max Power - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Nice tribute to an iconic villain.

Jeff Reuben - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment

I'm a huge Star Wars fan, always enjoy a good song about one of the all-time great villains

Agrimorfee - August 20, 2011 - Report this comment

Pretty good Matty, a bit random in the details than I usually would read in your work, with a pretty Forceful title sub. ;)

Blaydeman - August 21, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Some pacing seemed to forced to me emphasis wise, but maybe I was just having trouble. But overall, great job. Awesome tribute to one of the greatest bad guys of all time.

Below Average Dave - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment

Despite having now read the whole thing, I have nothing to add, great job

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