Song Parodies -> "You Have No Proof"

Original Song Title:

"The Leaving Song Pt. II"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

AFI

Parody Song Title:

"You Have No Proof"

Parody Written by:

Whitness

The Lyrics

This is about the question on many minds, is Davey, or is he not?

I have long hair
I wear my make-up proud
I tell you I'm no female
My eyebrows curve
Nicer than anyone's
I'll scream "I'm straight" out loud
Wore a tuxedo for them... in the last video... still they believe... I'm

Gay now
I'm gonna show them
Gay how
Give me a girl I'll
Gay wow
I swear I'll take her breath away

Scream like a girl
And dance so gracefully
It's a gift I was blessed with
I've dressed in pink
The shirt with flamingos
I swear they made me do it
What do I do... get a new tattoo... let them know I'm not... queer

Chorus

Straight as a line, I might whine, girls are my Valentine.
I like girls, they are fine.

I know my look
May have you shook
But I'm for ladies
You can't believe
Your just na�ve
See you in Hades

Chorus

STRAIGHT!!!!

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Kristine - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment

this is my sister dont u think this a great parodie look fo more this rocks i love this one

r u from 01 - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment

try harder

allison - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment

that was genius! I'm a huge fan of AFI but i have to admit that was hilarious

Ashley - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Eh...sorry. I am big fan of them and think parodies can be quite funny, but that one was just kind of lame. Not offensive, nor funny, Just pretty lame. Sorry.

Erin - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment

That one...not so funny. Davey deserves our respect just as much as anyone else, and questioning his gender and sexuality on a public website is just not funny. What would you do if he saw that and sued?

Alaric - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Damn... that sucked. Seriously. I believe in Javey and whatnot, but that was just really, really crappy.

stefanie - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment

that was.. pretty rude. i agree with that erin.

Alexandra - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Erin is absolutely correct with her big words and all. I don't like it, and I don't think Davey wants people talking about his personal life like that. And personally, I thinks he's a beautiful man, even without his "girly gay makeup and long hair".

Michelle - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, i thought it was awesome. True afi fans question davey's sexuality with pride!

A. - July 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Yeah, Erin's right. (Yeah, that was short.)

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