-> "Glucose Lover"
Original Song Title:
"Almost Lover"
Parody Song Title:
"Glucose Lover"
The Lyrics
your always craving for chocolate
sugar is all you want to get
in your dreams
you ate some spanish lollipops
the biggest craving in your life
hyper kid
well i never wanna see you go flabby
i thought you said you would stay away from the sweets
goodbye my glucose lover
dont eat those hostess twinkies
im trying to keep you away from that food
oh sugar just let him be
and hello my healthy slimfast
my back is turned to you
should of known hed eat those cupcakes
chocolate lovers always do
we walked into that candy store
you took licorice and gum for clarity
health choices
and i can tell by your salty lips
your not a boy of adolescence
cuz you dont make healthy choices
well i never wanna see you go flabby
i want to you walk away from the sweets
(repeat chorus)
i can not have all your yogurt
i can not buy candy at night
i cannot wake up in the morning
without sugar all the time
for some poor choice now im haunted
because im overweight
want to be like kirsty allie and walk the fat right in and out
of my life
so hello my almost liver
goodbye my licorice
licorice that is as red as
alison sudols hair
so long my big combo meals
my back is turned on you
you all should know you should make healthy choices
but Milla Jovovich wouldnt have a clue
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