-> "Afroman's Wedding Day"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Because I Got High"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Afroman's Wedding Day"
				Parody Written by: 
Jack Treese
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I was gonna be your groom until I got high 
But then I spent time with Mr. Shroom then I got high 
And I am still f---ed up and I know why 
- cause I got high (repeat 3X) 
I was gonna kick your ex's ass before I got high 
I coulda beat him up, but finished last cuz I got high 
I am at the emergency room and I know why 
- cause I got high (repeat 3X) 
I was gonna go buy you a car but then I got high 
I just got a brand new credit card but I was high 
now I'm buyin' mo dope and I know why 
- cause I got high (repeat 3X) 
I was goin' to rehab while I was high 
I was gonna gonna change my entire life but I got high 
then I puched a nurse and I know why 
- cause I got high (repeat 3X) 
I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high 
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high 
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why
- because I got high (repeat 3X) 
I was gonna get my chevy back until I got high 
I was gonna fix that driveway crack but then I got high 
now I've got a headache and I know why 
- because I got high (repeat 3X) 
I was gonna ask to make love but then I got high 
cuz your an angel sent from above but I'm so high 
now I'm need a splint and I know why 
- cause I got high (repeat 3X) 
I messed up my entire life because I got high 
I lost my kids and fiance because I got high 
now I'm sleeping in a box and I know why 
- cause I got high (repeat 3X) 
I'm gonna stop annoyin America because I'm high 
I'm just actin' like an idiot-a because I'm high 
and if I dont stop singin' this I know why 
- cause I'm high (repeat 3X) 
 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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