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Song Parodies -> "But That I Don't Buy (Conspiracy theorist)"
Original Song Title:
"Because I Got High"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Afroman
Parody Song Title:
"But That I Don't Buy (Conspiracy theorist)"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
Gotta love conspiracy theorists. The guy in this song is half Alex Jones, half David Icke and half Cynthia McKinney. That's too many halves, but don't tell HIM that; he thinks there is a government conspiracy to deceive people into not realizing that there are actually THREE halves in a whole...
They say al-Qaeda felled the towers
but that I don't buy
And the buildings burned for hours
but that I don't buy
It was an inside job, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say we landed in the moon
but that I don't buy
And we patrolled those rocky dunes
but that I don't buy
Apollo was a hoax, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say Obama was born here
but that I don't buy
He's not a foreigner to fear
but that I don't buy
He's a secret Kenyan Muslim, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say there's really nothing fun
but that I don't buy
Inside that Area 51
but that I don't buy
There's UFOs in there, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say that JFK was shot
but that I don't buy
By Lee Oswald, that little snot
but that I don't buy
I know Oswald was framed, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say it was James Earl Ray
but that I don't buy
Who was the one that killed MLK
but that I don't buy
I know the real culprit: the FBI
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say that HIV evolved
but that I don't buy
And that it one day will be solved
but that I don't buy
They made it in a lab, and I know why:
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say that HAARP is nothing bad
but that I don't buy
Just a weather-monitor pad
but that I don't buy
It caused the Haiti earthquake, and I know why:
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say that fluoride strengthens teeth
but that I don't buy
And it should be a relief
but that I don't buy
It's a Commie plot to harm us, and I know why:
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
but that I don't buy
And the buildings burned for hours
but that I don't buy
It was an inside job, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say we landed in the moon
but that I don't buy
And we patrolled those rocky dunes
but that I don't buy
Apollo was a hoax, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say Obama was born here
but that I don't buy
He's not a foreigner to fear
but that I don't buy
He's a secret Kenyan Muslim, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say there's really nothing fun
but that I don't buy
Inside that Area 51
but that I don't buy
There's UFOs in there, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say that JFK was shot
but that I don't buy
By Lee Oswald, that little snot
but that I don't buy
I know Oswald was framed, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say it was James Earl Ray
but that I don't buy
Who was the one that killed MLK
but that I don't buy
I know the real culprit: the FBI
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say that HIV evolved
but that I don't buy
And that it one day will be solved
but that I don't buy
They made it in a lab, and I know why:
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say that HAARP is nothing bad
but that I don't buy
Just a weather-monitor pad
but that I don't buy
It caused the Haiti earthquake, and I know why:
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
They say that fluoride strengthens teeth
but that I don't buy
And it should be a relief
but that I don't buy
It's a Commie plot to harm us, and I know why:
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy
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Government officials are so accustomed to lying that they will do so even when it would be to their advantage to tell the truth. So, when they tell the truth, nobody believes them. I really thought it was sad when liar and con-man James Earl Ray convinced Dr King's family that he was not the assassin. Do I believe Lyndon Johnson and J. Edgar Hoover were evil enough to want King dead? Yes. Competent to pull it off and not get caught, no way.
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