I said my Twitter had been hacked
But that was a lie
I said my password was attacked
But that was a lie
And now my career is over, and I know why
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie

I said I wasn't sexting girls
But that was a lie
Who lived halfway 'round the world
But that was a lie
Now I hope my wife don't leave me, and here is why
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie

I said I'd never take a chance
But that was a lie
I said I would keep on my pants
But that was a lie
I sent her pictures of my Weiner, I'm that kind of guy
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie

I said I'd take it down a notch
But that was lie
I wouldn't photograph my crotch
But that was a lie
Now everybody's seen it; how embarrassed am I
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie

I thought it was a private message
But that was a lie
I thought the public wouldn't see it
But that was a lie
Now they caught me with my pants down, and I know why
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie

Everybody listen to me:
Never tell lies
Don't snap pictures of your wee
And never tell lies
Or else you'll end up like me: pitiful guys
So never tell lies
Never tell lies
No, never tell lies