It's like my I's are down here, man
Need a better bra, yeah

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I can't see my feet, because I'm an "I"
And when I'm standing on the street, because I'm an "I"
I make eleven cars crash, and I know why
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"

(La da da da da da da da da)

Tried to hug Short Sam Lee, but I'm an "I"
The dude is only 5'3", but I'm an "I"
He almost suffocated, and I know why
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"

(La da da da da da da da da)

I made a page on a dating site, because I'm an "I"
With some pictures that looked right, because I'm an "I"
I got a million page views, and you know why?
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"

(La da da da da da da da da)

If you complain about your double-D, because I'm an "I"
You'll get no sympathy from me, because I'm an "I"
You're practically flat-chested, and this is why:
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"

(La da da da da da da da da)

I never have to pay the cops, because I'm an "I"
I just pull right over and stop, because I'm an "I"
They apologize awkwardly, and I know why
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"

(La da da da da da da da da)

My bra's quite a handy spot, because I'm an "I"
To store all this stuff that I got, because I'm an "I"
My cell phone, wallet and shades, and some leftover pie
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"

(La da da da da da da da da)

I've gotta stop singing this song, because I'm an "I"
You're getting horny just listening along, because I'm an "I"
You've got that awful grin on, and I know why
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"
Because I'm an "I"