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Song Parodies -> "Eatin' Fava Beans and Chives"
Original Song Title:
"Keepin' Halloween Alive"
Original Performer:
Alice Cooper
Parody Song Title:
"Eatin' Fava Beans and Chives"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez
The Lyrics
Poor fava beans...one line from one crummy movie and you go from highly respected member of the legume community to the bean of choice for pretentious serial killers everywhere...........also, I may have stolen a joke or three from this old gem by Steven Cavanagh.............also, DKTOS? Go ask Alice
I’ll make a Manwich sandwich right - out of everyone tonight
Well, I’m coming for you, cause -- you’re protein
With my favorite kind of beer and I’m stealing your spleen
I stir and fry your innards when I’m wokking up a treat
Got some folks over there, that I really wanna meat
I’m eatin’ Chloe
I’m eatin’ Joey
I’m eatin’ fava beans and chives and my three ex-wives
I’m eatin’ Owen
I’ll throw a toe in
Gonna chow right down on a funny-tasting clown
Tastes like chicken meat but it’s from Marguerite
And she’s wearing a new fragrance, it’s called Honey Mesquite
I don’t mind Mormons when they knock on the door
Cause it means I don’t have to buy groceries no more
I’m eatin’ Mona
She’s my bologna
I’m eatin’ fava beans and chives and some bride’s insides
I’m eatin’ Ollie
He’s a tamale
And if Ken comes through I’ll be having Barbie-Q
You can run, you can hide, but I’ve decided you’ll be fried
Now I’m here and it’s clear, I’ll be feeding on your rear
You’ll be swimming in au jus, you’re the one I chew-chew chew
Don’t have to shop, I never shop..no...no...
Don’t have to shop, I never shop....I WANT STU
I’m eatin’ Lola
With gorgonzola
I’m eatin’ fava beans and chives and some wise rabbis
I’m eatin’ Granny
With nice Chianti
I’m eatin’ fava beans and chives and some guy named Clive
I’m eatin’ Zoey
She’s kinda doughy
I ate fava beans and chives in Donald’s Rump Surprise
I’m eatin’ Yogi
He’s in a hoagie
I’ll make a Manwich sandwich right, out of everyone tonight
Well, I’m coming for you, cause -- you’re protein
With my favorite kind of beer and I’m stealing your spleen
I stir and fry your innards when I’m wokking up a treat
Got some folks over there, that I really wanna meat
I’m eatin’ Chloe
I’m eatin’ Joey
I’m eatin’ fava beans and chives and my three ex-wives
I’m eatin’ Owen
I’ll throw a toe in
Gonna chow right down on a funny-tasting clown
Tastes like chicken meat but it’s from Marguerite
And she’s wearing a new fragrance, it’s called Honey Mesquite
I don’t mind Mormons when they knock on the door
Cause it means I don’t have to buy groceries no more
I’m eatin’ Mona
She’s my bologna
I’m eatin’ fava beans and chives and some bride’s insides
I’m eatin’ Ollie
He’s a tamale
And if Ken comes through I’ll be having Barbie-Q
You can run, you can hide, but I’ve decided you’ll be fried
Now I’m here and it’s clear, I’ll be feeding on your rear
You’ll be swimming in au jus, you’re the one I chew-chew chew
Don’t have to shop, I never shop..no...no...
Don’t have to shop, I never shop....I WANT STU
I’m eatin’ Lola
With gorgonzola
I’m eatin’ fava beans and chives and some wise rabbis
I’m eatin’ Granny
With nice Chianti
I’m eatin’ fava beans and chives and some guy named Clive
I’m eatin’ Zoey
She’s kinda doughy
I ate fava beans and chives in Donald’s Rump Surprise
I’m eatin’ Yogi
He’s in a hoagie
I’ll make a Manwich sandwich right, out of everyone tonight
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Welcome back to OWN Claude Prez! I loved this parody! So many great rhymes here! Really dug the Barbie-Q a pun so cringe worthy it could have only been done by you or Jeff Reuben (who you could turn into a reuben)
This is probably the best damn parody in all of One Week Notice so far! I'm almost afraid to think of what we can expect when you get warmed up enough to participate more often!
Thanks guys— super busy day but will definitely be showing up tomorrow or Sunday
Claude is on a re-emergence as the Parody King with this one, ladies and germs. Incredible puns and rhymes.
^^^^^^Sheeyah, so they can work together on NEXT WEEK's Friday Morning special!!! ...... Amiright, Bystander, Amiright?
Um.....to have a big party, and invite every Amirighter who’s submitted fewer than 3,942 parodies? Hate to exclude anyone, but you know what they say - it’s lonely at the top.....also, we may need a suite
Look kids, this is what Amiright has always been about, giving praise to top quality parody writers. Back from the early late 90s through early 00s, it used to happen on a day to day basis, with writers like Spaff, Johnny D, Luke Brattoni aka Nib Oswald, Rick Duncan, Below Average Dave, Matthias, John Barry, Arwen--and, yes, even myself and Claude occasionally. It is RARE to see such really praiseworthy material nowadays. If you don't like it, leave.
Didn't AIR originate in the year 2000 as stated above?
?, I'm getting old.
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