-> "I Just Want Jackie's Films"
Original Song Title:
"I Ain't Got You"
Parody Song Title:
"I Just Want Jackie's Films"
The Lyrics
[PIANO]
People like his talent in the movies
He does nothing but becoming a chinese cop
When badguys pick on him he fights them back
He teamed up with american stars and chinese
This guy is an actor in the living future
I like his movies only when they go back to the early 70s
The Protector is a smash hit which became my favorite
Only thing is that some are dubbed in pure english
[CHORUS]
Some still like Jackie Chan
They don't like Bruce Lee anymore
They think he's around no more
Some just won't stop asking
Cause they like him as their hero
They said Wheels on Meals was the bomb of all
They would sign his autographs for good
Nobody else like him but his cousins
Once in the neighboorhood i heard that his movies was a thrill
I Wasn't a martial arts fan but a boxing fan
When everybody said that i liked him in the 1970s
I liked Westurn movies and a little karate to a good inspire
So many times Jackie Chan was the greatest of all in the way
Nobody likes him but me being a champion boxer
Don't think he'll die but make some other movies
I'd say that RUSH HOUR 3 may be coming soon
[CHORUS 2x]
If i ain't got him in my photo album oh
See him always on video or on televisions you know
If I ain't got him in my photo album
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