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Song Parodies -> "A Woman's Girth"
Original Song Title:
"A Woman's Worth"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alicia Keys
Parody Song Title:
"A Woman's Girth"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Lover of fine dinin'.
Feed me tasty meals.
Bake me lots of food on stoves and grills.
(Later I'll have some sherbert!)
Dinners make me ample.
I'm your Blubber-Half.
Make lamb tenderloins with smoked giraffe.
(Maybe some more fried burgers!)
Wantin' grease and some deep-fry and meat. A yummy sight.
Cookie dough. Oreos. Man, I hoe three at a time.
Do some stews with a few caribous and lots of herbs.
I swill down a can full o' spam to quench my thirst!
Mmmm
Cuz a lean man needs his girl wantin' to eat pizza!
And a girl plumpin' knows a lean man won't invade her freezer!
With a big volume, then a lean man gets his buck's worth!
Cuz a lean man just has to try a woman's girth!
Muffins? Mmm-hmm!
Muffins? Mmm-hmm!
Muffins? Mmm-hmm!
Marshmallows
My physique is burly.
So give me loads of foods.
Treacle tarts and sweet homebaked puds.
(Tasty! I love dessert dips.)
If my man serves lame feed,
Hommus tofu stuff.
I'll hold him down, let rip kerfluff!
(Cuz baby I loathe crap service!)
The cellulite on my thighs makes my size pretty huge.
Don't say I'm fat or this ass will be seated on you.
I'm obese from each feast that I eat, I'm fit to burst.
But still I get blandished by men who love my girth!
Ohhh!
Cuz a lean man needs his girl wantin' to get greased up!
And a girl plumpin' knows a lean man won't harange or tease her!
With a big volume, then a lean man gets his buck's worth!
Cuz a lean man just loves to eye a woman's girth!
Come feed me cheeses with my wine.
Fillin' out for you! (Fillin' out for you!)
Appease my stomach, you can't go wrong.
Width'll wow you! (Width'll wow you!)
A plumpin' tummy, lumps of comfy girth!
Cuz a lean man needs his girl wantin' to eat pizza!
And a girl plumpin' knows a lean man won't invade her freezer!
With a big volume, then a lean man gets his buck's worth!
Cuz a lean man gets supersized a woman's girth!
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Stew that roo!)
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Ooh, more food!)
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Dougnuts, too!)
Marshmallows mmm
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Skewered goose!)
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Too much fruit!)
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Scoop more mousse!)
Marshmallows mmm
Feed me tasty meals.
Bake me lots of food on stoves and grills.
(Later I'll have some sherbert!)
Dinners make me ample.
I'm your Blubber-Half.
Make lamb tenderloins with smoked giraffe.
(Maybe some more fried burgers!)
Wantin' grease and some deep-fry and meat. A yummy sight.
Cookie dough. Oreos. Man, I hoe three at a time.
Do some stews with a few caribous and lots of herbs.
I swill down a can full o' spam to quench my thirst!
Mmmm
Cuz a lean man needs his girl wantin' to eat pizza!
And a girl plumpin' knows a lean man won't invade her freezer!
With a big volume, then a lean man gets his buck's worth!
Cuz a lean man just has to try a woman's girth!
Muffins? Mmm-hmm!
Muffins? Mmm-hmm!
Muffins? Mmm-hmm!
Marshmallows
My physique is burly.
So give me loads of foods.
Treacle tarts and sweet homebaked puds.
(Tasty! I love dessert dips.)
If my man serves lame feed,
Hommus tofu stuff.
I'll hold him down, let rip kerfluff!
(Cuz baby I loathe crap service!)
The cellulite on my thighs makes my size pretty huge.
Don't say I'm fat or this ass will be seated on you.
I'm obese from each feast that I eat, I'm fit to burst.
But still I get blandished by men who love my girth!
Ohhh!
Cuz a lean man needs his girl wantin' to get greased up!
And a girl plumpin' knows a lean man won't harange or tease her!
With a big volume, then a lean man gets his buck's worth!
Cuz a lean man just loves to eye a woman's girth!
Come feed me cheeses with my wine.
Fillin' out for you! (Fillin' out for you!)
Appease my stomach, you can't go wrong.
Width'll wow you! (Width'll wow you!)
A plumpin' tummy, lumps of comfy girth!
Cuz a lean man needs his girl wantin' to eat pizza!
And a girl plumpin' knows a lean man won't invade her freezer!
With a big volume, then a lean man gets his buck's worth!
Cuz a lean man gets supersized a woman's girth!
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Stew that roo!)
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Ooh, more food!)
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Dougnuts, too!)
Marshmallows mmm
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Skewered goose!)
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Too much fruit!)
Muffins? Mmm-hmm! (Scoop more mousse!)
Marshmallows mmm
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I still haven't had enough of good food parodies. 5s
Seems like everyone else is full! :D
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