-> "Another Lame Bond Theme"
Original Song Title:
"Another Way To Die"
Original Performer:
Alicia Keys ft. Jack White
Parody Song Title:
"Another Lame Bond Theme"
Parody Written by:
Namaste08
The Lyrics
Another day in the city
Another day looking pretty
Another metrosexual showing off
His bleached clear skin
Another intro with no sense
A song put together for the bucks that's it
Why are we in the desert?
My shoes are full of sand
What's with the bolivian girl?
Sounds russian when she talks
Craig must save this movie
From playing like Brosnan
The guy with the awful stupid dissapearing car
Just f*ck
Tomorrow never dies
This movie has a car chase
So bad it's probably gonna tank
I mean, what happened during edits?
They tried to rip Bourne's stuff
Brocolli running out of ideas
Sure as the tide arrives
Another actioneer unlike the coolness
That was Casino Royale
Why are we in the desert?
My shoes are full of sand
What's with the bolivian girl?
Sounds russian when she talks
Craig must save this movie
From playing like Brosnan
The guy with the awful stupid dissapearing car
Just f*ck
The world is not enough
Another great black singer
Produced by a white chum
Whose riffs sounds like crap
No White Stripes greatness
To be found around here
And why the hell is he playing
The drums, what's his partner for?
Why are we in the desert?
My shoes are full of sand
What's with the bolivian girl?
Sounds russian when she talks
Craig must save this movie
From playing like Brosnan
The guy with the awful stupid dissapearing car
Just f*ck
Die another day, pal
It's just the old way!
Rip 'em off, bye bye!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Another buck, another buck
Hell Yeah!
Another buck, another buck
Rip 'em off, bye bye!
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