-> "Smooth Child Melester"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Smooth Criminal"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Smooth Child Melester"
				Parody Written by: 
Funny Girl
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			as he came into the
you could here the kid saying no
he came into his appartment
he left the underwear on the carpet
he was sitting on the table 
you could see was unstable
so he ran into the bedroom
he was tied down
his face full of gloom
johnny are you ok
are you ok
are you ok
you ok
are you ok johnny
johnny are you ok
johnny are you ok 
would you tell us that your ok
there's a guy at the window
and he's looking at you
lets go johnny
he came into your appartment
he left the underwear on the carpet
then you ran into the bedroom
you were tied down 
your face full of gloom
(repeat chorus)
you've been kissed by
you've been touched by 
a child melester
so they came into the hallway
it was a sunday
what a blackday
i could feel your domination
thumping heart beats
you don't know your limitations
(chorus)
 
(repeat third line)
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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