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Song Parodies -> "The Smooth Common Cold"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth Criminal"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alien Antfarm
Parody Song Title:
"The Smooth Common Cold"
Parody Written by:
White Trash
The Lyrics
as she got influenza yo
here the sound of a runny nose
it came invaded her host cell
hereditary strand latent virus
she just had a bad nasal
congestion she was unable
had a bad immune system
she was infected it was her doom
(bridge)
annie are you ok
are you ok(3)
you need some vitamin c (3)
chorus)
annie you have a cold now
stay away from coca cola
have a sinus infection
and it struck you
attacked your host cell annie
gonna need some vitamins
hereditary strands are now movin
had a bad immune system
you was infected
it was your doom
(repeat bridge)
youve been hit by youve been struck by
the smooth common cold
so it come on a cold day
you drunk too much
too much caffine
i could feel your fever raising
and you need a
anti virus
(repeat bridge and chorus)
repeat bridge
youve been hit by youve been struck by the smooth common cold
(repeat chorus than bridge)
here the sound of a runny nose
it came invaded her host cell
hereditary strand latent virus
she just had a bad nasal
congestion she was unable
had a bad immune system
she was infected it was her doom
(bridge)
annie are you ok
are you ok(3)
you need some vitamin c (3)
chorus)
annie you have a cold now
stay away from coca cola
have a sinus infection
and it struck you
attacked your host cell annie
gonna need some vitamins
hereditary strands are now movin
had a bad immune system
you was infected
it was your doom
(repeat bridge)
youve been hit by youve been struck by
the smooth common cold
so it come on a cold day
you drunk too much
too much caffine
i could feel your fever raising
and you need a
anti virus
(repeat bridge and chorus)
repeat bridge
youve been hit by youve been struck by the smooth common cold
(repeat chorus than bridge)
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