The Lyrics
This game looks epic, super open-ended
Pick one direction and see
What kinda missions and moral decisions
Will make a diff'rence for me?
Could find a weapon that's super strong
A new companion with a side-plot
Can I romance them or can I not?
So many options, I must be off
Think I'll go northwest, it looks like a forest
Don't have the outfits for hotness
Bet I'll find wild beasts (so neat), will make a nice feast (want meat)
Hey, that's a weird tree, it moved, hearts are now few
Gone too far, that attack hurts, should leave before it gets worse
It feels unfair that I picked a random place and ate shit
Gone too far, I guess, did not know my decision was wrong
That area should be blocked until my character's strong
Gone too far, man, I feel jerked right around by how this worked
Open-world sandbox, should get free reign to choose, this ain't it
Gone too far and now the screen has only greyscale to see
Gone too far, wandered too far, killed me
Boy, I feel stupid, just a total doofus
But if I'm clueless, I'm feelin'
It's not my fault, since (you see) this game's light on tips (hint-free)
Whether with an antepiece or just tell it, ha
Gone too far in this big world and found a boss that sure hurts
Feels like it's punishin' me for feelin' that I was free
Gone too far, wandered around to see what stuff could be found
With barely a warnin' sound, I was six feet in the ground
Gone too far, not how it works in a fair game, only jerks
Would think it's fine to just let players die in ten minutes
Gone too far, though I should see if ev'ry way 'round kills me
Gone too far, wandered too far, not sweet
Bam, ba-da-dam, dam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Bam, ba-da-dam, dam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Bam, ba-da-dam, dam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Bam, ba-da-dam, dam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Gone too far and it still hurts, seems ev'rywhere in this world
Has somethin' that's way too big with no warnin's about it
Gone too far, this just feels wrong, ev'ry foe is just too strong
Think I need to check the box, see if Dark Souls is name-dropped
Gone too far because some jerks think "good game" means it must hurt
Beatin' a challenge, I get, but this is takin' the piss
Gone too far, now my dude bleeds, I still won't admit defeat
Gone too far, wandered too far, far, far
Bam, ba-da-dam, dam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Bam, ba-da-dam, dam (gone too far), ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Bam, ba-da-dam, dam (gone too far), ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Bam, ba-da-dam, dam (gone too far), ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam
Ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam, ba-da-ba-da-bam, bam