-> "Make Me Strong"
Original Song Title:
"Move Along"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Make Me Strong"
The Lyrics
Go ahead as you waste time in the big leagues
With your run of the mill stats
I've discovered the secret to increasing
The force made when I swing my hands
(Hands) are full of pills
Got record books to fill
Inject me
I don't care if my honor's gone
Make me strong, make me strong
That's what steroids do
I don't care if they say it's wrong
Make me strong, make me strong
Just to surpass you
(Make me strong)
Doesn't help with your hand-eye coordination
But it sure helps make that ball gone
So who cares about side effects or shrinkage
When big numbers are in your hands
(Hands) down, I'm a fool
These records mean I'm cool
Inject me
I don't care if my honor's gone
Make me strong, make me strong
That's what steroids do
They think that asterisks belong
Make me strong, make me strong
Just to surpass you
(Make me strong)
Home run, home run, home run, home run
They think that it is wrong
They make me strong
Home run, home run, home run, home run
They think that it is wrong
They make me strong
So strong, so strong, so strong
And now that I've got Babe Ruth gone
Make me strong, make me strong
That's what steroids do
I'll take the lead before too long
Make me strong, make me strong
Hank, I'll pass you too
I don't care if my honor's gone
Make me strong, make me strong
That's what steroids do
I don't care if they say it's wrong
Make me strong, make me strong
Just to surpass you
Home run, home run, home run, home run
They say it is wrong
They make me strong
Home run, home run, home run, home run
They say it is wrong
They make me strong
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