Let me know when you are gone,
so I can begin my little song,
ill start the song with a line or two,
then ill finish with a "phew',

Tell me if your gunna run away,
And ill pin you down so u gotta stay,
you are the only one that makes me glow,

(chorus)
ill give you my piece of mouldy tissue,
piece of mouldy tissue,
just to say,
how much I am really gunna miss you,
really gunna miss you,
heres my mouldy tissue!

Please don't go away to france,
I hate that place and they sniff their pants,
You've cheated once before f*** you,
And all the time I stuck with you,

Now your just gonna run away,
With a guy who I think is gay,
You know he might try coming on to you,

I give you my piece of mouldy tissue,
Piece of mouldy tissue,
Just to say ,
How much I am really gonna miss you,
Really gonna miss you,
Heres my mouldly tissue!