Won’t you let me smoke your bong?
I’ve been without it all day long.
Take some time off from sniffing glue
And I’ll make some meth with you.

Tell me when you are gonna pay
For that weed you got yesterday
I am the only one who’ll ever know….

Let me be your shady little dealer
(Shady little dealer)
Just give me a chance and I will make you a believer
(Better than tequila)
Your shady little dealer
Or you’ll never know.

If you gave me half a chance
I could make your brain cells dance
When rainbow colours drive you wild
You will be my perfect child.
Tell me how many pills you took?
Answer don’t give me dopy looks
Come on now, I really need to know…


Let me be your shady little dealer
(Shady little dealer)
Just give me a chance and I will make you a believer
(Better than tequila)
Your shady little dealer
Or you’ll never know.

I know your brain is fried
It’s all from getting high
The cops have raided my
Store so you cannot buy
Please go on my fiend
And find a rehab..

I’ll keep you my fiendish little pothead
(Fiendish little pothead)
don’t kill everyone then we can make a new concoction
(a mix of meth and cough syrup)

Let me be your shady little dealer
(Shady little dealer)
Just give me a chance and I will make you a believer
(Better than tequila)
Your shady little dealer
Shady little dealer
Shady little dealer

The cops won’t know
Well, maybe they know…….