-> "Stupid Little Ticket"
Original Song Title:
"Dirty Little Secret"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stupid Little Ticket"
The Lyrics
I don't think that I've done wrong
But he's known it all along
I go around a block or two
Then I see the red and blue
Officer what'd I do, anyway?
Why'd you pull me over today?
You are the only one that seems to know.
You'll write me a stupid little ticket
(Stupid little ticket)
Don't have donuts, chocolate filled or some strawberry jelly)
(Chocolate filled or jelly, nope I do not have it)
The dirty little ticket
Who has to know?
That you're short on the donuts
It's the best way that I bribe
I'll give you just one or two
Just to bribe the fat old you.
Tell me what have I done today?
Find out why you are here today.
You are the only one that seems to know
You'll write me a stupid little ticket
(Stupid little ticket)
Don't have donuts, chocolate filled or some strawberry jelly)
(Chocolate filled or jelly, nope I do not have it)
The dirty little ticket
Who has to know?
What filling is inside
(Inside)
Fruit stains you can't deny
(Deny)
The jelly stains won't lie
(Won't lie)
And now you eat a pie
You're ripping it apart
Eat the dessert
You'll write me a stupid little ticket
(Stupid little ticket)
Don't have donuts, chocolate filled or some strawberry jelly)
(Chocolate filled or jelly, nope I do not have it)
The dirty little ticket
You'll write me a stupid little ticket
(Stupid little ticket)
Don't have donuts, chocolate filled or some strawberry jelly)
(Chocolate filled or jelly, nope I do not have it)
The dirty little ticket
Dirty little ticket
Dirty little ticket
Where'd Dunkin' go?
Where'd Krispy go?
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