Song Parodies -> "We're The Pissed Off Elves"

Original Song Title:

"Hope It Gives You Hell"

Original Performer:

"We're The Pissed Off Elves"

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The Lyrics

Song # 10 of the 12 Songs of Christmas... The elves have worked for free for 1000s of years and now they're pissed off!

We're the slaves in his workshop
And he yells "Pick up the pace!"
The fat man's always on our case

That whip he's always crackin'
And sometimes we've been maced
We've got to make toys in haste

The kids are amazed that we're pissed off elves
We are pissed off elves
Santa is insane and we're pissed off elves
We are pissed off elves

The North Pole froze our butts off
Wear dumb pointy shoes and scarves
That really doesn't keep us warm

We're cleaning reindeer crap, Yuck!
And while you love your Christmas cards
This ink stains us worse than tar

Our teeth fall out from our food
A strict candy cane diet

Life is a disgrace we're the pissed off elves
We're the pissed off elves
Santa's old and gray, We're pissed off elves
We're the pissed off elves

Gotta stuff his sack till it's really packed, Kids think it's swell
Kringle is cruel with magic spells
Constant jingle bells
And so we're pissed off elves

The movies always picture all us elves
Getting all along
And not jabbed by pitchfork prongs

And most of our minds are goo
No Santa's Village schoolin'

This job's such a waste we're the pissed off elves
We're the pissed off elves
Splinters bring us pain we're the pissed off elves
We're the pissed off elves

Build a rocking horse that is what is forced in our prison cell
Santa's a ghoul and kinda smells
We're the pissed off elves

Until Christmas Eve... We'll work without sleep...
And his nightly delivery gets all the glory
While we make the toys, This fact makes us so annoyed
Not that glad, glad gnomes that your TV tells

[ALL THE ELVES]
(Never get a raise!!! We're the pissed off elves
We're the pissed off elves!!!
And we don't get paid!!! We're the pissed off elves
We're the pissed off elves!!!)

Making baby dolls Santa breaks out balls, You'll hear him yell
"I SAID MORE DROOL" and fires shells
We're the pissed off elves

Wearing a neck brace, We're the pissed off elves
We're the pissed off elves (We're the pissed off elves)
Gotta fill his sleigh, We're the pissed off elves
We're the pissed off elves (We're the pissed off elves)

Busy building Pogs and some robot dogs
We don't even sell (Won't ever sell)
Since Kringle rules he's never quelled
So we're pissed off elves (We're the pissed off elves)

Since you know it's wrong can't wait till Christmas time's dispelled
(We're the pissed off elves)
Still he strikes the gong, In this workshop we are forced to dwell

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Onslaught - January 17, 2014 - Report this comment

[SOTM] Wow! those are some pretty pissed off elves. I wonder how much coffee the drink to stay up that long.

Peter Andersson - January 18, 2014 - Report this comment

Very good balance here between the need for varying the chorus and the need to repeat the "we're pissed off" line to enforce the central message. Overall a very good Christmas parody.

Agrimorfee - January 18, 2014 - Report this comment

I thought they were getting macaroons?! (hehe) "Build a rocking horse that is what is forced in our prison cell"---yikes. This was a tricky ryhtmic OS. No coal in your stocking, in the long run.

Abbott Skelding - January 26, 2014 - Report this comment

I know that I have said before that "...oh this song is my all time favorite Matthias spoof" (and I don't remember which one I said that was haha) but THIS may be my favorite Christmas parody, EVER! So many great lines, so incredibly funny. Excellent work!

Phil Alexander - January 29, 2014 - Report this comment

Nice title sub & chorus, excellent in patches. Would make a fun video :-)

Max Power - January 30, 2014 - Report this comment

To make it worse, elves from certain tales aren't short like the modern media wants us to think. That makes them much more threatening if they decides to revolt.

bobpiecheese - January 31, 2014 - Report this comment

(SOTM) The repetition of "pissed-off elves" aside, this was a fantastic parody, much better than my attempt at the same song (in the same month, no less). 555 revolting workers!

Blaydeman - February 04, 2014 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I loved this. I was incredibly funny with some many great line and angst. Pacing, was near perfect. Although, I would've love to see an elf uprising to kind of complete the story arc, but that's my playwright side coming out. STOP BEING NIT-PICKY BLAYDEMAN!... i'm sorry.... Awesome parody Matty!

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