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Song Parodies -> "Don't Rob The Craddle"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Rock The Jukebox"
Original Performer:
Allen Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Rob The Craddle"
Parody Written by:
Shanah Smith
The Lyrics
Don't rob the craddle
you wanna stay above eighteen
cause your body ain't ready
for the Dad whos mean
so don't feel like robbin'
she's still his girl
so don't feel like robbin'
want'cha give me a twirl
Before you ring that doorbell
keep one thing in mind
you gotta BIG MEAN Hillbilly
on the other side
You'll be down and out
when he opens up
Before you ring that doorbell
may I make one request
Don't rob the craddle
you wanna stay above eighteen
cause your body ain't ready
for the Dad whos mean
so don't feel like robbin'
she's still his girl
so don't feel like robbin'
want'cha give me a twirl
You ain't got nothing
on his size and strength
But when your arms get broken
you might need to think
There ain't nothing like a mans steel hand
to knock you out
Before you risk your life baby
why don't you run to me
Don't rob the craddle
stay above eighteen
cause your body ain't ready
for the Dad whos mean
So don't feel like robbin'
his baby's home
so don't feel like robbin'
give me a twirl
Don't feel like robbin'
give me a twirl.
you wanna stay above eighteen
cause your body ain't ready
for the Dad whos mean
so don't feel like robbin'
she's still his girl
so don't feel like robbin'
want'cha give me a twirl
Before you ring that doorbell
keep one thing in mind
you gotta BIG MEAN Hillbilly
on the other side
You'll be down and out
when he opens up
Before you ring that doorbell
may I make one request
Don't rob the craddle
you wanna stay above eighteen
cause your body ain't ready
for the Dad whos mean
so don't feel like robbin'
she's still his girl
so don't feel like robbin'
want'cha give me a twirl
You ain't got nothing
on his size and strength
But when your arms get broken
you might need to think
There ain't nothing like a mans steel hand
to knock you out
Before you risk your life baby
why don't you run to me
Don't rob the craddle
stay above eighteen
cause your body ain't ready
for the Dad whos mean
So don't feel like robbin'
his baby's home
so don't feel like robbin'
give me a twirl
Don't feel like robbin'
give me a twirl.
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