WORMTONGUE
What's goin on?

SARUMAN:
Tell me.

WORMTONGUE:
Hobbits running
Elves fighting
Sauron help us.

GANDALF:
Frodo, Frodo.
There's too many of the hobbits here are cheering.
FRODO:
Oh, Gandalf, Gandalf, Gandalf.
There's far too many orcs jeering.
TREEBEARD:
That's right.
ARAGORN:
You know we've got to find a way to send the ring back to Mordor here today.
GALADRIEL:
Oh Elrond, Elrond.
We don't need to escalate.
ELROND:
You see that war is definitely the answer.
BOTH:
For only the ring can conquer fate.
LEGOLAS:
You know we've got to find a way to send the ring back to Mordor here today.

ARWEN:
Orcish swords can't block our way.
HALDIR:
Don't shoot at me with your arrows please.
CELEBORN:
Talk to me so you can see.

LEGOLAS, HALDIR, ELROND:
Oh! What's going on
ARWEN:
What's going on
GALADRIEL, CELEBORN:
Yeah! What's going on
ARWEN:
Ah! What's going on

BOROMIR:
What's going on in Middle Earth filled with pain
Where's the ring for which we want.
What's going on when our hobbits are enslaved today.
Elves are in war. There's got to be a better way.
What's going on when we are emotionally blind
Can't see the signs of power from one ring. What's going on

ROSIE COTTON:
Ah, tell me.
What's going on in Middle Earth today
I rather be dead than turn my head away.
We got Sauron's eye vision too comfy to lift our swords in the air and cry for a victory.

KING THEODEN:
Sauron, Sauron
GOLLUM:
Massterss, help meeeee, come onnnnn!
KING THEODEN:
Everyone thinks you're wrong.
EOWYN:
Oh, but who does he think to judge us? Together, we can all be strong.
SARUMAN:
United we stand. Divided we fall.
PIPPIN:
You know we've got to find a way
ROSIE:
To send the ring back to Mordor here today.

SAM:
Orcish swords can't block our way.
MERRY:
Don't shoot at me with your arrow please.
BILBO:
Talk to me, so baby you can see.

MERRY, PIPPIN:
Yeah! What's going on
SAM:
Hey, what's going on
ROSIE:
Somebody tell me what's going on
BILBO:
I'll tell you what's going on

EOMER:
What's going on at Helm's Deep
Every minute, an elf dies from the Uruk-hai.
In record, numbers indeed got soldiers crying out please
My baby hold on. My sister ain't done nothing wrong.
Still, I want to battle. Ask them why they don't bother.
Oh no! Oh no!
Make me turn to my uncle and ask him they all got a trapped soul.

FARAMIR:
I can feel what was inspiring Tolkien.
Why his trilogy forever remains?
Dealing with these Middle Earth fantasies 'cause of the ring's power surround me and my brother and father.
Too many men chopped up. Too many elves diminishing.
Nobody say hobbits, elves, humans, dwarves, and wizards, and ents, and fairies.
Pray together. Let's save Middle Earth. We better unite.
As Third Agebloody-ass war with the men and the elves
know that the ring delivers us doom.

GIMLI:
Somebody tell me what's going on (What's going on)
We got Sauron's armies using humans as their targets.
But everyoine wanna live. Don't nobody want to die.
You feeling me right. I can't be watching people die. (Die)
And watching people cry. Let me break it down to you for a minute
If there's enough room here for you and me.
There's plenty of room for some humanity.

ALL CHARACTERS:
Somebody tell me what's going on