-> "Brush"
Original Song Title:
"Rush"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Brush"
Parody Written by:
Dominic Salazar
The Lyrics
Lice in my hair
I really mind
Infesting slow
Brush my hair straight
You can’t escape
You can’t escape
Into your hair
They’re everywhere
This really sucks
You used my comb
They irritate
They irritate
Can you feel them?
Can you feel them?
Rushing through your hair
Rushing through your head
Can you feel them?
Can you feel them?
Go get some lice shampoo
Go soap it over
Now I hate you
Into the brush now
We shoudn’t have shared now
You feel it itching topside
Use my brush again
Spreading around
Those tiny feet
Running around
Messing with me
Itch badly now
Can you feel them?
Can you feel them?
Rushing through your hair
Rushing through your hair
Can you feel them?
Can you feel them?
Wanna go get a hairdo
Shave it all over
So the lice can’t hide
Into the brush now
They really go now
I wish they’d all just die
They’ve caused me enough pains
But they just keep digging in
Those parasites start to spread
Darn I picked them up again
Can you feel them...
Covered my head in glue
Itches all over
Now can’t scratch at night
Into the brush now
Bug-bomb my scalp now
Want to make them fry
Again
Use some more shampoo
Don’t let
Those bugs in your do
I’m a walking insect zoo
They’ll get all over
There’s nowhere to hide
Into the brush now
They’ll get you somehow
Keep your brush inside
Itch! Itch! Itch! Itch!
Lice! Lice! Lice! Lice!
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