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Song Parodies -> "Fake It, Fake It"
Original Song Title:
"Shake It, Shake It"
Original Performer:
Alyson Stoner
Parody Song Title:
"Fake It, Fake It"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
The original song will play automatically at www.alysonstoner.com.
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you deke it, deke it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
Fabricate romance, cuz I'm just no good.
(Got no wood, got no wood.)
Faked a comma, said "Ooh!' You thrust and shook.
(Missed your nook. Missed your nook.)
Drop your pants to the floor, work up a deep sigh.
(Fabricate, culminate.)
Give me tips, order me from the left to the right.
(Simulate!)
Ohhhh!
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
When your lovin' is a chore,
May as well moan like a w****.
"Ooo yeah. Right there!
Do me like an au pair!"
When I came you were bored sheer.
So before you soon snore here,
Gasp and jiggle, pant and wriggle,
Don't just lay there, laugh and giggle.
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you deke it, deke it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
Disguise my blandness under sheets,
So what, your glee is counterfeit?
I suck. This hump's awry.
Ease the chagrin, forge a sigh.
Now I wanna see you naked, naked.
All up in your gown, girl? Take it, take it.
I'm about as hard as lard is.
Lost in your zone, girl.
Oh, your lovin' is a chore, yes?
Your man miss your cl*****s?
"Ooo!" Come on!
"Ooo!" Come on!
Liven the score and "Ooo!"
Coming!
S-I-G-H. Yeah, start panting.
No joy when I jump your panties?
"Go!" Come on!
"Go!" Come on!
Though I've botched this, "Go!"
Coming!
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
Fabricate romance, cuz I'm just no good.
(Got no wood. Got now wood.)
Make it up, girl. Fake a gasp.
Make it up, girl. Fake a gasp.
Squirm and utter, squirm and utter.
Hurts? Flirt, squirm and mutter.
Now squawk, do a squawk.
"Ooo, you jock!"
Just don't scoff!
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you deke it, deke it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
Fabricate romance, cuz I'm just no good.
(Got no wood, got no wood.)
Faked a comma, said "Ooh!' You thrust and shook.
(Missed your nook. Missed your nook.)
Drop your pants to the floor, work up a deep sigh.
(Fabricate, culminate.)
Give me tips, order me from the left to the right.
(Simulate!)
Ohhhh!
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
When your lovin' is a chore,
May as well moan like a w****.
"Ooo yeah. Right there!
Do me like an au pair!"
When I came you were bored sheer.
So before you soon snore here,
Gasp and jiggle, pant and wriggle,
Don't just lay there, laugh and giggle.
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you deke it, deke it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
Disguise my blandness under sheets,
So what, your glee is counterfeit?
I suck. This hump's awry.
Ease the chagrin, forge a sigh.
Now I wanna see you naked, naked.
All up in your gown, girl? Take it, take it.
I'm about as hard as lard is.
Lost in your zone, girl.
Oh, your lovin' is a chore, yes?
Your man miss your cl*****s?
"Ooo!" Come on!
"Ooo!" Come on!
Liven the score and "Ooo!"
Coming!
S-I-G-H. Yeah, start panting.
No joy when I jump your panties?
"Go!" Come on!
"Go!" Come on!
Though I've botched this, "Go!"
Coming!
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
Fabricate romance, cuz I'm just no good.
(Got no wood. Got now wood.)
Make it up, girl. Fake a gasp.
Make it up, girl. Fake a gasp.
Squirm and utter, squirm and utter.
Hurts? Flirt, squirm and mutter.
Now squawk, do a squawk.
"Ooo, you jock!"
Just don't scoff!
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
Fake it, f-fake it. Fake it like a UFO picture.
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I'll have what she's having - 555
Not so funny but I didn't want to cut down your pride on this so 5s. What the heck does "deke" mean?
A 'deke' is feigning a move in sport to deceive your opponent. Quite fitting, don't you think? LOL, Stu!
The OS is probably the worst song I've ever heard. No matter what you write in place of the original lyrics, they surpass it by far. Fives on that alone.
SOTM- 5's...I thought that the website was funny... That was a horrible song. Your parody made it easier to stand though. It was pretty funny and easy to sing with the original.
[SOTM] Tempted to deduct a point for having make us sit through that tripe, but in the end this was a quality parody, and was worth it 555
(SOTM) 5's
What is so bad about her chipmunk-on-helium-like whine and chintzy boombox backings, I ask you!?!
(SOTM) The original was as repetetive and boring as "the act" can be when it's bad, I just wanted it to be over with. But you know what they say, even bad "acts" are better than none, so the parody subject made sense. A contender, but I would like to know if it was based on personal experiences, in that case you might need some pointers rather than points. :-)
hey i a a big massive fan of alyson stoner's and its kinds sad that u changed the words but good lyrics, i will five u tha lol
(SOTM) Nicely done.
wow i cant believe alyson is 12 2morrow happy birthday 2 her
Happy 12th birthday, Alyson! I hear girls are 'Cheaper by the Dozen'...
SOTM--Not your best, but well done, got a chuckle.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ALY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U I HOPE U HAVE A GREAT DAY AND NIGHT AND GET LOTS OF PERZZIES TOO HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FILLED WITH LOADS OF SUPRISES YOU ARE 12 NOW. HOPE YOUR HAVING FUN FILMING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2 I CANT WAIT TO SEE IT IM GUNNA BE THE FIRST AN THE THEATRES HAVE FUN FILMING MIKES SUPER SHOW-THE ADVENTURE OF HOLLYWOOD IM GUNNA GET IT, U R AN AUWSOME DANCER IM MISSY'S AND EMINEMS MUSIC VIDEO'S AND U DONE A AMAZING JOB IN DRAKE AND JOSH AND IM WITH HER AND WE MUSENT FORGET THE JCPENNEY AD IN 2004 AND 2005, I LIVE IN UK SO I CANT SEE YOUR POSTER IN THE STORE BUT HAPPY B'DAY ANYWAYZ LVZ YA LOVE YOUR FAN SOPHIE XX
It was halarious!I was cracking up when I read this!
Thanks, TaQuilla. You make me happy.
*giraffes advance with machetes*
*giraffes advance with machetes*
(SOTM) Hmm... definitely an improvement over the original. (You and Scathe are conspiring to kill us with OSes, aren't you?)
(SOTM) Cool! Reminds me of (SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT) one of my Christopher Cross parodies...
(SOTM) ...
^ Now now, Tim, no need for that sort of language.
(SOTM) Didn't KTOS before but, do now. Great job with this one, Luke..555
Jake/Luke those are your 5's, they're just really really small.
(SOTM) Definate improvement over TOS, which sounds like a Salt N Pepper meets the Spice Girls karaoke gone wrong. Good work here Luke, this parody could be the theme for the porn industry.
(SOTM) that link works a treat, Luke, and it was great to read one of your parodies with the usually-DKTOS song in the background - huge effort this and some great wordplay...Do me like an au pair...Oh, your lovin' is a chore, yes? Your man miss your cl*****s?...LOL!
I thought ChuckyG would disapprove of saying 'class for chorus'...
Oh that was so funny I forgot to laught. I was totally being sarcastic.
Was 'I was totally being sarcastic' sarcastic?
:-) ... or should that be :-o :-O :-@
^ ROFLMAO!
SOTM--I'm more than a little speechless, Luke...
(SOTM) Hmm.... I had to disable my firewall to get onto the site with the OS. Should've trusted the computer's judgement on that one :-)
Great parody, though :-)
Great parody, though :-)
"Talking Potty" is classic. Good work.
I thought it was very inappropriate and rude.
hey ally u have the same birthday as me!
iman, never again talk to me via some weirdo's parody of my song, (which is logically the only place I frequent in order to check on my fan mail). I personally select you as my most hated fan. Ever.
From the actual Alyson Stoner. Really.
From the actual Alyson Stoner. Really.
Okay, maybe I'm odd, but I like both the original AND the parody.
shake it shake it on www.alysonstoner.com sounds better!
alyson stoners version is sooo much better. way to go aly. it flows better!!
Does anyobdy know the original lyrics to the song Shake it, shake it. I can`t find it anywhere.
It was terrible!
its gr8 nd i love alyson! i wich i cud meet her im her number 1 fan. xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
alyson sings like a mad dog and i meanit and she can kind of sing like a mouse
i agree wiht precioius i think she should just stick to dancing no singing or acting
Funny ! It look like the original !
I want to find the Lyrics I Love this Song ! Request : Shake It Shake It Alyson Stoner LYRIC
i think she should stick to dancing and acting to she's not that good at singing
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