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Song Parodies -> "To Craigslist-which is Insane"
Original Song Title:
"Whats' the Name of the Game?"
Original Performer:
Amanda Seyfried (Mamma Mia Soundtrack)
Parody Song Title:
"To Craigslist-which is Insane"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My 2100th parody accomplished in 28 mos! The perils of online dating...
Didn’t follow advice
Time-after-time
Ended-up more broken-hearted
It seemed to me
Chatting online
Most of the time we just parted
E-Harmony gave me a choice
Christian Mingle wasn’t for me
Compatibility matches annoyed
And so I felt so lonely
Thought I’d better go
To Craigslist- which is insane
‘Cause I didn’t know what to do
To Craigslist- which is insane
I gambled with dating voodoo
Ads aimed to please
For a quick bl*w
I’m a curious guy
So when my date showed
She made me get drunk
It seemed so unreal
And then she showed me
What she was trying to conceal
I trusted “her”
Then her pants came down
And what did I see?
But a schlong hangin’ down!!!
Eeew, Eeew…
I felt like I was gonna puke!!!
So please don’t go
Oh No! My butt hurts so… ouch!
… to the local personals!!!
Time-after-time
Ended-up more broken-hearted
It seemed to me
Chatting online
Most of the time we just parted
E-Harmony gave me a choice
Christian Mingle wasn’t for me
Compatibility matches annoyed
And so I felt so lonely
Thought I’d better go
To Craigslist- which is insane
‘Cause I didn’t know what to do
To Craigslist- which is insane
I gambled with dating voodoo
Ads aimed to please
For a quick bl*w
I’m a curious guy
So when my date showed
She made me get drunk
It seemed so unreal
And then she showed me
What she was trying to conceal
I trusted “her”
Then her pants came down
And what did I see?
But a schlong hangin’ down!!!
Eeew, Eeew…
I felt like I was gonna puke!!!
So please don’t go
Oh No! My butt hurts so… ouch!
… to the local personals!!!
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Was "her" name "Lola"? Security code for this comment CUQ.
I know the OOS (original original song) very well, my mum being a mahoosive Abba fan and all. And you did a great job with this one, Rob. I winced a bit at the end (although not as much as the protagonist of this song, from the sound of it...) but it was very funny. Top marks!
Thanks Wendy for a comment... but many of my supporters have been 1-bombed like me. The chorus in this movie version is a bit off with added syllable for the first line and repeat. Not quite perfect but I followed the movie version very closely. Amanda Seyfried sang that song so wonderfully :)
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