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Song Parodies -> "Escort Of The Week"
Original Song Title:
"Flavor Of The Week"
(MP3)Original Performer:
American Hi-Fi
Parody Song Title:
"Escort Of The Week"
Parody Written by:
Bailey
The Lyrics
She paints his nails
And she don't know
He's got his boyfriend on the phone
She'll wash her hair
His dirty pink fur coats are all he gives to her
And he's got posters on the wall
of all the guys he wish she was
And he means everything to her
Her escort
He don't know
Anything about her
He's too gay
The ballet
I wish that I could make her see
He's just the escort of the week
It's Friday night
She's not alone
But he's a million miles away
And he's dressed to kill
The T.V's on
It's a Bette Midler-Athon
And he's got pictures on the wall
Of all the guys he's loved before
And she knows all his favorite Queen songs
Her escort
He don't know
Anything about her
He's too gay
The ballet
I wish that I could make her see
He's just the escort of the week
Her escort
He don't know
Anything about her
He's too gay
He's too gay
He's too gay
He's too gay
Her escort
He don't know
Anything about her, needs
Too gay
The ballet
I wish that I could make her see
He's just the escort of the week
Yeah he's just the escort of the week
He makes me weak
And she don't know
He's got his boyfriend on the phone
She'll wash her hair
His dirty pink fur coats are all he gives to her
And he's got posters on the wall
of all the guys he wish she was
And he means everything to her
Her escort
He don't know
Anything about her
He's too gay
The ballet
I wish that I could make her see
He's just the escort of the week
It's Friday night
She's not alone
But he's a million miles away
And he's dressed to kill
The T.V's on
It's a Bette Midler-Athon
And he's got pictures on the wall
Of all the guys he's loved before
And she knows all his favorite Queen songs
Her escort
He don't know
Anything about her
He's too gay
The ballet
I wish that I could make her see
He's just the escort of the week
Her escort
He don't know
Anything about her
He's too gay
He's too gay
He's too gay
He's too gay
Her escort
He don't know
Anything about her, needs
Too gay
The ballet
I wish that I could make her see
He's just the escort of the week
Yeah he's just the escort of the week
He makes me weak
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