-> "Obsession (CPU)"
Original Song Title:
"Obsession (I love you)"
Parody Song Title:
"Obsession (CPU)"
Parody Written by:
Darren J Godbold
The Lyrics
My chip is boring
My board needs changing,
So I started tweaking
Vamped it
All the way
I'm serious
Maxed out the bus
And in disgust
I watched it melt away.
Crazy about you
Shouldn't have burnt out you
My money's down the drain
CPUs
There's nothing they can't do
CPUs
They always keep me glued
CPUs
When the clock speed's rising
It ends up frying
I Baked my CPU
Break you in half
You're in the bin
Then I begin
To pick one from the shelf
I want a Pentium baby
Should I go AMD
I want a CPU
That runs at 3 point 2
Now I'm so confused
I really can't choose
How much should i pay?
CPUs
There's nothing they can't do
CPUs
They always keep me glued
CPUs
When the clock speed's rising
It ends up frying
I Baked my CPU
CPUs
There's nothing they can't do
CPUs
It's a pity that you're screwed
CPUs
It keeps on trying
But I think it's dying
So long CPU
See these hands they wanna tweak you
Cause I'm a four eyes PC geek who
Has forgot to thermal paste you
So now I've gone and replaced you
And breaking, well you were bound to
And this new chip overpowers you
Even though I've stuffed you
I think I've come through
What more can I say?
CPUs
There's nothing they can't do
CPUs
They always keep me glued
CPUs
When the clock speed's rising
It ends up frying
I Baked my CPU
CPUs
There's nothing they can't do
CPUs
It's a pity that you're screwed
CPUs
There's a plastic smell
From my Intel
The socket is now fused
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