They tried to kick me out of office
I said no, no, no.
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But now you know, know, know.

I was feeling fine
My name was "client number nine"
Now they want to kick me out of office
But I won’t go, go, go.

I’d rather have my ho's all day
But I got busted going astray
Cos there’s no way, no way you'll impeach me
And I can run to my hookers hide-a-way

Sure, I looked like I had class
But I was buying sex from some young lost lass.

They tried to kick me out of office
I said no, no, no.
Whores in DC, Secret for me
But now you know, know, know.

I was feeling fine
My name was "client number nine"
Now they want to kick me out of office
But I wont go, go, go.

The Feds said what are you doing here?
I said, things aren’t as they appear
Im gonna, gonna lose my family
So I always keep my call girls near.

I have come what I detest
A whoring lowlife
At the best..

They tried to kick me out of office
I said no, no, no.
Whores in DC, Secret for me
But now you know, know, know.

I don’t want another hooker again
I just, ooo, I just need a "friend"
Now I'm going in with freaks
Now everyone runs and no one defends

I'm just Jekyll and Hyde
If I want some hookers I'll look worldwide

They tried to kick me out of office
I said no, no, no.
Whores in DC, Secret for me
But now you know, know, know.

I was feeling fine
My name was "client number nine"
Now they want to kick me out of office
But I won’t go, go, go.