Song Parodies -> "Ready for Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Ready to Die"

Original Performer:

Andrew W.K.

Parody Song Title:

"Ready for Pie"

Parody Written by:

Big Red

The Lyrics

This is my "debut" here at AmIRight. I've been visiting this site for a long time, and now I've begun writing. However, I did get a little help from AmIRight authors Freedom Rock and my best friend who lives just 2 blocks away, MAniac, but mainly MAniac. Most of this is my own stuff, though.

I don't like chocolate cake,
Got something else to bake.
We made a sacrifice,
and you will eat my chocolate pie.
We'll give it to your son,
we'll feed it to your nun.
It's really nothing new,
it's really not that hard to chew.

You better get ready for pie (ready for pie)
You better get ready to chill (ready to chill)
You better not chew any gum
Cause here it comes
You better get ready for pie (PIE!)

The pie is finished now
Supply is running out
When your pie is at an end,
then it's time to bake again.
We cut without a knife
This pie is black and white
This pie was baked just right
Now close your eyes and take a bite.

You better get ready for pie (ready for pie)
You better get ready to chill (ready to chill)
You better not chew any gum
Cause here it comes
You better get ready for pie (PIE!)

You better get ready for pie (get ready for pie, get ready for pie, get ready for pie) (3X)

Now it's time for feeding,
Now you better get eating.
YOU BETTER GET READY FOR PIE!

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