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Song Parodies -> "Dial-up Sucks"
Original Song Title:
"Pavement Cracks"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Annie Lennox
Parody Song Title:
"Dial-up Sucks"
Parody Written by:
D-Boz
The Lyrics
I have broadband on my computer at home, but when I'm on holiday I have to use dad's laptop and this phonecard to connect to the Internet using dial-up. Lately it has been working fine, but there have been times where I've had to log in over and over again surfing the web and it drove me nuts. Here's a song about that...
Daddy's little laptop is right on the table here with me
I put in the dial-up card in and log-on
But everytime it's just the same
Oh, I'm so pissed off because dial-up sucks
And dad don't like me spending all his bucks
But I just wanna surf the world wide web
But I keep having to log in
Back at home it's not so hard
Cos I go broadband all the way
I can just surf on the whole day through
And nothing telling me things failed
Oh, I'm so pissed off because dial-up sucks
And dad don't like me spending all his bucks
With broadband I can surf the world wide web
It's much better than this crap
Oh I'm pissed because dial-up sucks oh oh
Dad don't like me spending bucks oh oh
Oh I'm pissed because dial-up sucks oh oh
Dad don't like me spending bucks oh oh
Oh, I'm so pissed off because dial-up sucks
And dad don't like me spending all his bucks
I've had enough off all that re-dial crap
It takes forever and I get nowhere
I put in the dial-up card in and log-on
But everytime it's just the same
Oh, I'm so pissed off because dial-up sucks
And dad don't like me spending all his bucks
But I just wanna surf the world wide web
But I keep having to log in
Back at home it's not so hard
Cos I go broadband all the way
I can just surf on the whole day through
And nothing telling me things failed
Oh, I'm so pissed off because dial-up sucks
And dad don't like me spending all his bucks
With broadband I can surf the world wide web
It's much better than this crap
Oh I'm pissed because dial-up sucks oh oh
Dad don't like me spending bucks oh oh
Oh I'm pissed because dial-up sucks oh oh
Dad don't like me spending bucks oh oh
Oh, I'm so pissed off because dial-up sucks
And dad don't like me spending all his bucks
I've had enough off all that re-dial crap
It takes forever and I get nowhere
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