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Song Parodies -> "Breakfast Hunger (Battle Cereals)"
Original Song Title:
"Cartoon Heroes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aqua
Parody Song Title:
"Breakfast Hunger (Battle Cereals)"
Parody Written by:
Tinkleheimer
The Lyrics
This really sucks but oh well. Tinkle is back. I LOVE DDR.
I am so hungry - illusions in my mind hurt me.
Breakfast is what I think when I awake - where is food - I wish I could find the food
Honey Nut Cheerios gives me allergies – Fruit loops make me feel like a freak
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me.
Cocoa Puffs are uneatable – they make me faint on the table
Breakfast is what I think when I awake - where is food - I wish I could find the food
It's all mascots in the ring – fighting to make me choose them to eat.
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me. – one by one -- morning hunger is no fun
I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever
Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl
Toucan flys the speed of light – and rises to and from any height
It's true but just remember that - what they do – is just for you
An circus of craziness - a bunch of toons chasing us
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me. – one by one -- morning hunger is no fun
I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever
Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl
You think they're so mysterious – they took it all too serious
Killed by frag grenades- what they do- is all just for you.
What they do – is just for you - What they do – is just for you
What they do – is just for you - What they do – is just for you
I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever
Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl
Breakfast is what I think when I awake - where is food - I wish I could find the food
Honey Nut Cheerios gives me allergies – Fruit loops make me feel like a freak
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me.
Cocoa Puffs are uneatable – they make me faint on the table
Breakfast is what I think when I awake - where is food - I wish I could find the food
It's all mascots in the ring – fighting to make me choose them to eat.
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me. – one by one -- morning hunger is no fun
I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever
Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl
Toucan flys the speed of light – and rises to and from any height
It's true but just remember that - what they do – is just for you
An circus of craziness - a bunch of toons chasing us
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me. – one by one -- morning hunger is no fun
I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever
Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl
You think they're so mysterious – they took it all too serious
Killed by frag grenades- what they do- is all just for you.
What they do – is just for you - What they do – is just for you
What they do – is just for you - What they do – is just for you
I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever
Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl
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Sorry, I can't follow this with the original. The way you typed it is confusing me...
I am used to the DDR version of the song so that is what I went by.
at the end i thought there was just 1 welcome to the toon town brawl
it sucks and so do you
I'm gonna have to agree with dominic and kathleen. I want to write a better parody than this garbage. Sorry.
This parody is very funny, I have to say. No offense, but it could've been paced a whole lot better. 513. And..... I LOVE DDR TOO.
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