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Song Parodies -> "I Love College [Genius Edition]"
Original Song Title:
"I Love College"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Asher Roth
Parody Song Title:
"I Love College [Genius Edition]"
Parody Written by:
Silver Power
The Lyrics
A parody about a guy who loves nothing more than taking tests and learning in college! Who needs parties?
The novel I read was awfully long, but I'm glad I read it
Could see the movie, but I don't want to, I'd have to rent it
Read my books and sip my tea
I'm so glad I got my degree
Wake up at six,
Bedtime's at 8
I need my rest, don't stay up to late
Man I love college
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Take class at day, and study at night
Sometimes on Thursday, friends I invite
And we can play Scrabble, win with delight
When we use my board, I AM THE LORD
I got some good letters, what's my score?
I am champion, make words long
Merriam is gone, Webster can lick my shlong
Don't be too loud, NOT IN MY HOUSE
Got a word score triple*, you can suck my nipple
Time isn't wasted, when you're educated
Verbs, conjugated, it's underrated..
That test on Tuesday, was awfully easy, I know I passed it
My friend Ernie got just a B, I started laughin
Study everything I see,
And all my professors love me,
Don't mean to brag,
I'm really smart,
I can make Hawking look like a tart
Man I love college, (YAY!)
I love thinking, (YAY!)
I love studies, (YAY!)
I love college, (YAY!)
I could tell you what I learned from school, but
Could take about a decade or two, and
I'm a genius, through and through
And basically, you're a dumbass
You can't even tell me the sun's mass,
I saw your test, I was aghast
When it comes to quizzes, you're done last
You're yet to ignite, I'm a bomb blast
You don't belong, something's wrong cuz you're dumb
While I'm studying, You're at the bar getting drunk,
You're money's wasted, if you're getting wasted
Tuitions paid, your parents must hate it
I don't feel empty, even though I am still a virgin
There's no time for sex, when I'm in college to be a surgeon
Do my work, get my degree
A social life is not for me
Girls are icky
School work is fun
I will not stop, till I'm number one,
Man I love college, (YAY!)
I love classes, (YAY!)
I love quizzes, (YAY!)
I love college, (YAY!)
Now if everyone would please
Put their notes as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after me
Think! Think! Think! Think!
Think! Think! Think! Think!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Do some equations! Do some equations!
Do some equations! Do some equations!
Learning! Learning!
Learning! Learning!
The last four years were awfully simple, was one a freshmen
But now I can't seemed to get employed, this damn recession
I got a master's degree
There are no jobs open to me
Look for a job,
Hard as I try,
Now I'm at BK makin' some fries
Man, I hate college
I hate Wall Street
And student loans
I hate college...
Ugh.
Could see the movie, but I don't want to, I'd have to rent it
Read my books and sip my tea
I'm so glad I got my degree
Wake up at six,
Bedtime's at 8
I need my rest, don't stay up to late
Man I love college
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Take class at day, and study at night
Sometimes on Thursday, friends I invite
And we can play Scrabble, win with delight
When we use my board, I AM THE LORD
I got some good letters, what's my score?
I am champion, make words long
Merriam is gone, Webster can lick my shlong
Don't be too loud, NOT IN MY HOUSE
Got a word score triple*, you can suck my nipple
Time isn't wasted, when you're educated
Verbs, conjugated, it's underrated..
That test on Tuesday, was awfully easy, I know I passed it
My friend Ernie got just a B, I started laughin
Study everything I see,
And all my professors love me,
Don't mean to brag,
I'm really smart,
I can make Hawking look like a tart
Man I love college, (YAY!)
I love thinking, (YAY!)
I love studies, (YAY!)
I love college, (YAY!)
I could tell you what I learned from school, but
Could take about a decade or two, and
I'm a genius, through and through
And basically, you're a dumbass
You can't even tell me the sun's mass,
I saw your test, I was aghast
When it comes to quizzes, you're done last
You're yet to ignite, I'm a bomb blast
You don't belong, something's wrong cuz you're dumb
While I'm studying, You're at the bar getting drunk,
You're money's wasted, if you're getting wasted
Tuitions paid, your parents must hate it
I don't feel empty, even though I am still a virgin
There's no time for sex, when I'm in college to be a surgeon
Do my work, get my degree
A social life is not for me
Girls are icky
School work is fun
I will not stop, till I'm number one,
Man I love college, (YAY!)
I love classes, (YAY!)
I love quizzes, (YAY!)
I love college, (YAY!)
Now if everyone would please
Put their notes as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after me
Think! Think! Think! Think!
Think! Think! Think! Think!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Do some equations! Do some equations!
Do some equations! Do some equations!
Learning! Learning!
Learning! Learning!
The last four years were awfully simple, was one a freshmen
But now I can't seemed to get employed, this damn recession
I got a master's degree
There are no jobs open to me
Look for a job,
Hard as I try,
Now I'm at BK makin' some fries
Man, I hate college
I hate Wall Street
And student loans
I hate college...
Ugh.
Great, now this parody's dated because of the mention of the recession...
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| 5 | 22 | 22 | 22 |
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When I went to college a long time ago, it was the party guys who got all the good jobs after graduation and got all the promotions at work...Sounds like you're saying nothing's changed...Great song!!!...555!!!
Were we supposed to study while there? Oh, my bad. Good college story and and sad but true for grads currently.
"Do some equations" was a standout line, but the whole thing was great. 555
Great writing there, Silver! I love college, too and I wish I could relive my college years again! The classes may be hard, but my fave hangouts are the quad, the cafeteria, the library, and the student lounge. I also enjoyed raiding Sorority parties as well! I may be a studious person, but I'm not always committed to my schoolwork to be honest. Oh, and I also miss research groups as well. I know GPA scores are no higher than 4.0, but since this is AmIRight, you just scored a 5.55 GPA for this semester and got a grant for $5,550!
The recession ain't goin' anywhere for a while, Dude, trust me. So don't sweat that. (Slept, shtupped, and partied my way through college, but somehow still came out with an MBA in Finance and Econmics. Just lucky, I guess.) Vote: 22B. (If that doesn't compute, guess you'll just have to go to
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/gilbertsullivan98.shtml
to find out). ;)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/gilbertsullivan98.shtml
to find out). ;)
Thanks, all. By the way, in the first line of the last chorus, it's supposed to be 'was once a Freshman', not 'was one a Freshman'.
I don't think I know the OS, but I decided to read this one anyway, since I saw a link to it from your post on the Karamel Exchange thread. Nice job, and there are times when I've felt this way. I spent 10 years in college before finally graduating with a B.A., and for the past year I've been searching for jobs. So all I can really do is try. Like I said, I don't know this song, but I trust that it is well paced, so if I vote, it'll be 5-5-5.
Great job, Silver! Very hard OS and very great content. Ironic this came out a day after my report card! 555
Can't stand the OS, but very good writing and story. You get Fives in all your classes this quarter.
That guy didn't think TOO much of himself did he? lol Funny, I loved parties in college made*cough* ok grades. :) 5's
im a freshman in college and im a party person and all of my friends are exactly how you desscribe in that song they always laugh when i get a b or lower
Another correction: In the line that says "But now I can't seemed to get employed", seemed is supposed to be seem! Sorry! [Security code: SLY]
SOTM - Tough OS, and good work. It was challenging to follow the pacing during the first read and listen, but it worked out better the second time through.
Can't be too bad at BK if you have time inbetween sells to write songs like this, or was it started at college during leftover time when finishing a test early and only completed at BK? I liked it.
I'm actually 16, so I've not been through college yet. But I would love to work at BK. [Imagine how awesome the lunch breaks would be!]
SOTM - Nice job! GPA 555????
Great work!
This is awesome Silver. TMGLTM but great use of the original all around. long/gone/shlong and triple/nipple stood out as well as the end punch line. I'm horrible at reading new stuff on the site regularly. This makes me regret that.
Thank you. I've done the math [using my genius and all] and have deciphered, after hours of research, what TMGLTM means.
(SOTM-Sep-09)
Yikes - this sounds more like State Pen than Penn State. And what's with the "B Stings"? Funny parody.
Yikes - this sounds more like State Pen than Penn State. And what's with the "B Stings"? Funny parody.
Seeing that the original song wasn't about college at all (Stupid Asher Roth... It's about partying. If you did what he did throughout college you would probably last one semester) this was a much better take on the college lifestyle, becuase I know a lot of people who're like this.
SOTM--Very clever idea to go for the serious side of college and make it funny instead of the partying, which is the usual route for parodies. Original idea, I really liked this one. Lots of good lines
(SOTM) No, you can suck MY nipple! Great parody, SP, with a lot of great lines (my favourite should be obvious), 555 for you!
Ha! Security code is "WKR", which is only missing three letters ;-) But aren't *all* students like this?
I hate the OS, SP...but the parody made me smile.
XD That was hilarious. Good job.
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