Song Parodies -> "Peices of Candy"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Peices of Candy"

Parody Written by:

*69

The Lyrics

to all candy lovers who need to get a life...Just kidding!

On a Monday, I am eating
Tuesday, I am peeeing
And by Wednesday, I have a tummy ache
Then the phone rings, 7 dayzz
And the darkness is a scary view
But then candy comes to me

Eat... With candy, I eat so much
I can hardly catch my breath, I hope it lasts

[Chorus:]
Yummmmmmmmm!
It seems like I can finally eat candy that is real to me,
I like the way that tastes
YUMMMMMMMMM!
It's as if it know me better than I ever knew myself
I love how it can taste
All the pieces, of reeses, are so chocolately
All the pieces of reeses, are so chocolately

I am moody, messy
I get restless, and it's senseless
When i seem to not eat candy

When I'm hungry, it listens
Makes me happy it's the mission
And you won't stop til I'm full

EAT... Sometimes I eat so much
When I have no more candy, it hurts too much

[Chorus:]
Yummmmmmmmm!
It seems like I can finally eat candy that is real to me,
I like the way that taste
YUMMMMMMMMM!
It's as if it know me better than I ever knew myself
I love how it can taste
All the pieces, of reeses, are so chocolately
All the pieces of reeses, are so chocolately

How does it know everything I'm about to eat?
Am I that obvious?
And if it's written on my candy...
I hope it never goes away... yum

On a Monday, I am eating
And by Tuesday, I am peeing into your arms...
So I can eat

[Chorus:]
Yummmmmmmmm!
It seems like I can finally eat candy that is real to me,
I like the way that tastes
YUMMMMMMMMM!
It's as if it know me better than I ever knew myself
I love how it can tastes
All the pieces, of reeses, are so chocolately
All the pieces of reeses, are so chocolately...

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Harry. - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment

WOW, that REALLY sucked. If you're gonna' make fun of a song, atleast make t better. Jesus you SUCK.

Andie - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment

i thought this song was really good. a bit out there and crazy, but i like people who go up and beyond out there. prettty good!

Kayne - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment

this was ok. i havent really seen any others lie this, but hey, nice try anyway. it was actually funny though at some parts in da song.

Marissa - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I thought it was pretty funny. Especially when you imagine Ashlee Simpson really fat singing it while eating chocolate bars with chocolate all over her face. Lol. That makes it funnier.

Lia - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Who ever came up with this song is really weird and strange. ok, the lyrics were good, but pieces of reeeses, are so chocolaty? i know you could have done something better than that. But there were good parts, like then the phone rings...7 days, that was funny!!! i rated it a 3. not the best, but pretty funny. it was OK.

*69 - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Yes we know could hav been better blah blah but kepp it positive people well tell the trutth but dont say we SUCKED cough cough harry c r other stuffs! x0x

D-Boz - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment

The pacing was way off in several parts here but I like the idea of this parody.

billei - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment

you suck. you need to get a life you lame bitch

ashley - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment

dont listen to those people, they are just WAY too negitive!!!! i liked your creativness, although it really didnt make scence, you tried your best! those people who gave you bad reviews, just let them say whatever they want and don't take it personally, they probably cant be as creative and unique as you.

Andrew Darwitan - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment

It's a very funny lyrics.. But I'll just rate you 4 for the pacing. It's hard to sing your parody.

Agrimorfee - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment

I like bugging newbies. I don't know the song that well, but I thought I would check this out to see what people were bitching about. It's all right, fits kind of Ashlee's pop sensibility. "The Reese's are so chocolatey" bit, unfortunately, does not make much sense unless we are talking about the Peanut Butter Cup which does indeed have chocolate--but still a bit more peanutbuttery (damn, you made me hungry now).;)) Keep up the good work.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Cop - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment

It clearly says all the pieces of Reeses are so chocolately. It is quite conceivable to cut Reeses in such a way as to have some chocolate with the peanut butter.

Kelly - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment

wow, i love it! great on everything! absolutely great! wow, i am sooooooo impressed!

Al - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment

it made no sence! oh well, i gave you a two. liked bah abh MUCH better

unknown - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment

this waas bogous! i didnt like this at all. whoever came up with this, wasnt very creative. i read your other one though, 'bah bah' i think that is very good, go look at my comment..

ty - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment

it good! not great, but good! nicely done.

no name - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment

so so...

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