You do better in your classes
Think you're better than us all
I just stole your only glasses
Now I bet you'll hit a wall

So, I am watching for your goofs
I am watching

You're breaking out so haha
Your condition makes me roar
Today is wrench day
It will really make you sore
Then a banana peel
Gets you slipping on the floor
You ain't too hard to
You ain't too hard to tease

I can beat you in an eye exam
Or on the track in a race
I might smear your brand new shoe with jam
And then laugh right in your face

So, you must hate me since I'm cool
Go on and hate me

You're breaking down so haha
It's my mission to cause tears
What is that stench? I
Put a stink bomb in your ear
You didn't notice it
Since you're learning, man you're weird
You ain't too hard to
You ain't too hard to tease

Please don't leave this school
Otherwise I'd have no fun
I seem somewhat cool
Just because there is someone
Like you, like you

Your razor cut you, haha
I cannot grow facial hair
I ride the bench, shamed
While you win the science fair
I can't find Halifax
On a map but I don't care
You ain't too hard to
You ain't too hard to tease