Song Parodies -> "All Because of Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"All Because of Pizza"

Parody Written by:

Holly Wood

The Lyrics

It just came to me. So Cheesy.If you can think of a better ending,please post it. :)P.S. I love Ashlee, butit's so easy to make fun of.

There was one day, I was waiting
For my pizza - then it came,
And this guy was into me
So he gave me, the pizza and I asked him:
"Could I meet ya? At Papa Johns today"

Whooaaa, sometimes I drive so fast,
I could hardly catch my breath -
And then I crashed!

(Chorus)
Ohhh, I think I bumped my head on
someting steal -
And I hate the way that feels!

Ohh, and I really wanted to eat
the leftover Happy Meal -
I'll wait 'til I'm all healed!

All the Pieces (2x) of me

Now I'm moody, and I made it
to the ER - and I hate it!
Medication is so lame
Then the phone rings,
And the nurse says: " It's
your boyfriend-from that one
place, on 50th St. west"

Oh, he told me that he saw,
the pizza guy at the Glendale
Mall

(Chorus)
Oh, he said that he just left
the pizza there on the white table -
he thought that you were able!
But now, he's gonna make you
pay for what you did to his poor spirit,
He said that he'll just shread it!

All the Pieces (2x) of me

How does he know that I just got
released today?
Will he come after me?
Pat just picked me up, hurray!
I hope he never goes away.
Yeah!

On a Monday, I am waiting
And by Tuesday, I am running
into your arms - he's after me!

Oh, I think he cut the only line
to my home phone - and I was all alone!
And he'll shread me, into little tiny bits,
Then He'll eat me, he will eat me
~ All the Pieces of Me~

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Arwen - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Didn't vote...but that is because I couldn't finish...I am in complete gawking mode due to the line "Medication is so lame." That's my baby you're talking about, sister! ; )

Kurtis Trent - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment

wow....this song is very interesting, are u creative or bored lol well, it's not to shabby but I think it needs sumthing a little more....maybe sum cherries ?! Well, I love u gurly ! ttyl see u 2morrow babe :P ~*Kurtis*~ buh bye now :0)

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