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Song Parodies -> "Pieces of Cheese"
Original Song Title:
"Pieces of Me"
Original Performer:
Ashlee Simpson
Parody Song Title:
"Pieces of Cheese"
Parody Written by:
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
The Lyrics
On a Monday, it gets old
And Tuesday, starts to mold
And by Wednesday, starts to stink
The phone rings, it's the neighbors
Your cheese has no flavor
It's so very gross you see
Oh, it slowly went so bad
I cannot catch my breath
The stink's that bad
CHORUS
Oh
It seems like something finally died inside my fridge so sealed
It looks like rotten veal
Oh
It's as if there's someone blowing chunks inside my freezer door
I don't know what it's for
It's the pieces, pieces, pieces of cheese
I've got fruities and veggies
There's some brocoli, and some chocoley
But I don't seem to care
There's some beans and some carrots
I will feed that to the parrot
Wow, this cheese went bad so fast
It finally hit the bottom, crash
Like corned beef hash
CHORUS
How did it go
The friggin cheese I was about to save
Is it that obvious
There's rotten cheese and egg on my face
I guess I never threw away
On a Monday, it gets old
And on Tuesday, starts to mold
And It stinks bad
And I can't breathe
CHORUS
And Tuesday, starts to mold
And by Wednesday, starts to stink
The phone rings, it's the neighbors
Your cheese has no flavor
It's so very gross you see
Oh, it slowly went so bad
I cannot catch my breath
The stink's that bad
CHORUS
Oh
It seems like something finally died inside my fridge so sealed
It looks like rotten veal
Oh
It's as if there's someone blowing chunks inside my freezer door
I don't know what it's for
It's the pieces, pieces, pieces of cheese
I've got fruities and veggies
There's some brocoli, and some chocoley
But I don't seem to care
There's some beans and some carrots
I will feed that to the parrot
Wow, this cheese went bad so fast
It finally hit the bottom, crash
Like corned beef hash
CHORUS
How did it go
The friggin cheese I was about to save
Is it that obvious
There's rotten cheese and egg on my face
I guess I never threw away
On a Monday, it gets old
And on Tuesday, starts to mold
And It stinks bad
And I can't breathe
CHORUS
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| 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||||||||
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| 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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A parody which, at least for Humour, hasn't got a lot of flavour. 423
T'was okay i guess, 444. mmmm...chocoley
Wow! That was great! Very funny, and the pacing was great, I don't know how someone could give you a 1 for pacing...they must not know the song. Excellent parody!!!!
Is there still an mp3 available for this? My buddy and I came across this parody years ago, really enjoyed it, and would love to hear it again!
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