-> "Like A Scone"
Original Song Title:
"Like A Stone"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Like A Scone"
Parody Written by:
Nat*ly
The Lyrics
I was thinkin'
About the way that the British have their noon tea
like a small snack
where you relax and eat small food in large quantities
a good idea
I would think
that we should do that over here
I love my scones
and I don't think
I ever seem to get enough
soft, warm scones,
I long to eat
clotted cream
or buttered please
If I had one now--
I'd eat that scone
muffins pale when compared
to scones
I'm so hungry
and only scones will cure this emptiness that stays
like a sickness--
scone withdrawl can only be cured by one thing
I think you know
what it is
do I need to say again?
soft, warm scones
are my best friend
I think I'll need one very soon
near a scone
I long to be
magic scones
full of blueberries
nothing cures hunger quite
like a scone
magic food of the Brits
-Shalom-
so will I ne'er
find my destined scone?
will I search in vain
ariving home alone?
Alone with my cream, alone with my butter
and dream of my poor scones
thinking they were forgotten?
with my scones
I need to be
I need them
as they need me
nothing's as comforting
as a scone
nothing calms stomachs quite
like scones
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