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Song Parodies -> "June Cleaver"

Original Song Title:

"Moon River"

Original Performer:

Audrey Hepburn

Parody Song Title:

"June Cleaver"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Back when life was simpler....
June Cleaver,
Why the knowing smile?
You're not just versatileyou care
A homemakeryou hot baker
Displaying your cookies down at the state fair
June Cleaver,
Ward's a lucky guy
He gets to eat your pie each day
I'm happy each moment I spend
To my needs, you tend
Your Beaver's my best friend
June Cleaver.you're great!
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alvin rhodes - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
you make pie and cookies seem naughty...hee hee hee...5s
Dee Range - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved "get to eat your pie each day" and "your Beaver's my best friend"....great stuff Kristof!
Johnny D - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, suburbia! What goes on at the end of the cul-de-sac? Heh heh heh...
Kristof Robertson - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Al: Naughty? Moi? ;-)
Dee: Glad you liked it, dude!
JD: I grew up in (Aussie) suburbia, and...you don't want to know.:-)
Adagio - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny...ha! 5's
jango - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Short, sweet, and memorable. Whatever it was that possessed you to think this up....I hope it happens again.
AFW - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Nostalgic, funny, and clever...
Stuart McArthur - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
and in her immortal words to her husband, reprimanding him for over-disciplining Beaver the previous night "You were a bit rough on the old Beaver last night, dear" - very very nice Kristof - 555
2Eagle - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Good song, but June Cleaver needed to get a life. What I most remember about her was that she was punishing Beaver for refusing to eat Brussels sprouts.
MasonR - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
This explains a lot about Mrs.. Anyway, I a-Ward you 5's!
PMS - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Love the double entendre's.
Kristof Robertson - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, jango, AFW, Stu, 2eagle, Mason and PMS...and I've never even seen one episode of "Leave It To Beaver"...sheesh!
Kat - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Royce Miller - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Read this one today; you hot baker...very special parody.

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