It was a stoor,he was a Hobbit,could I make it any more obvious?
It liked raw meat,he liked a stew,what more can i say?
It wanted fish,It'd never tell but secretly it wanted Sam as well,Samwise Gamgee,stuck up his nose,he had a problem with it's lack of clothes

He was a tater boy,he said i like taters boy,He did not like Smeagols dinner,he had a pretty face but his head was full of space,at least Smeagol was down to Earth.

Five years from now,Sam sits at home,with lots of babies,never alone,turns on T.V, gues who he sees,
Smeagol is with Oprah Winfrey
He calls up Frodo,he already knows and sent Smeagol presents all wrapped in bows
Sam went along to Smeagols cave,to deliver gifts Frodo gave

Sam was a tater boy,fans said see you later boy.But he had a cute voice.Smeagols a superstar, in th Met Bar,His best mate is Britney Spears

Sorry Sam but you missed out,Well tough luck Smeagols cool now,he has got nice big blue eyes,Samwise .G. ate all the pies
Too bad that he couldnt see,See how cute Gollum could be
He is such a cutie pie
Sam thinks he's weird but i say "Why?"

He's just a stoor,im just a girl,thankfully that is quite obvious
Sam is a fool,Frodo is sad but he has curly hair