Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

Chill out whatcha, yellin' for?
Relax, it's all come out before
And if I could only leave it be
I would see

Sit down, read a magazine,
Eat fruit and juice with tartrazine,
Try figs, mixed with bran
and try colonic irriga-"tian"

Go to the docs, to help with the plop,
And try not to push, when it just won’t woosh,
Just need to go, but nothing below is working… tell me

What the heck has gone and made me so constipated?
I see the way it’s acting like it’s gonna come out, gets me frustrated
I just can’t poo.
And I push and I strain, I’m in pain
And I’m trying again and I just get nothing,

Honestly they promised me suppositories would make it better
No no no